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刘定坚（冯淬帆 饰）为节省成本将刘备（刘德华 饰）从车行解雇，岂料，刘定坚当年的情敌口水沾（黄霑 饰）携三个女儿阿贞（邱淑贞 饰）、阿敏（周慧敏 饰）、阿德（翁慧德 饰）和小姨子文文（张敏 饰）在刘的车行旁边又开了一家车行，不甘被抢生意的刘定坚随即雇佣失业表兄弟四人（成奎安、王晶、郑丹瑞、陈山河 饰），与口水沾的车行对抗。表兄弟四人颇为好色，虽然工资被刘定坚克扣，但每天创造“勾女”发明并且在刘备指导下向隔壁四女发动攻势的生活却也其乐融融。不久，黑道背景的同业以及心怀不轨的大老板向刘定坚和口水沾发难，令整日对峙的这两班人站到了同一阵线上……

Just days ago, Elizabeth Derby (Heather Graham) was a successful psychiatrist with a loving husband and the world at her fingertips. Now, she finds herself locked up inside a psych ward after the murder of a young male patient to whom she had an inexplicable, almost otherworldly attraction. Hoping to clear her name, Elizabeth confides in her doctor and recounts what happened, giving way to a bizarre and disturbing tale of sexual madness, supernatural horror, and homicidal rage. The deeper the story goes, the more unhinged and carnage-laden life becomes, not just for Elizabeth but for everyone in her path.In this cinematic love letter to the late, great horror filmmaker Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator, From Beyond), the go-for-broke indie veteran Joe Lynch provides an unpredictable and delightfully perverted gift to fans of everything from erotic thrillers to body horror and H.P Lovecraft-minded cosmic mayhem. Written by Re-Animator scribe Dennis Paoli, produced by ‘80s horror maven Brian Yuzna (Society), and co-starring Re-Animator MVP Barbara Crampton, Suitable Flesh will be catnip for those who like their horror equal parts classically minded and progressively unclassifiable.源自：

一名轻度自闭的航天工程师罗伊，他的父亲在20年前离开地球前往海王星，寻找外星智慧生物。不料任务失败，有去无回。而罗伊此次也要飞越太阳系，找到父亲，并查清当年失败的原因。

裘西（德鲁?巴里摩尔 饰）的职业是一名编辑，可是她最想做的是记者。相貌平平的她从未与别人亲吻过，因此她也期盼着属于自己的真爱出现。报社为了增加销量，决定让裘西假扮高中生到校园调查，做一个年轻人言行的报导。这次机会成就了裘西的梦。但进入校园后她受到了同学们的嘲弄，取笑她是丑小鸭。既然当上记者了，裘西就力求把任务做到最好，于是她一改平日的风格，通过打扮要与高中生们拉近距离。可是事情并没有顺利发展，也因为遭到排挤，让她做出来的报道也未能满足老板的要求。事情还是出现了转机，她的同学们终于接受了她。但令她矛盾的事又发生了，裘西与校内的老师森（迈克尔?瓦尔坦 饰）相爱了，老板却要她转为报道校内师生恋的情况……