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故事发生在建国35周年国庆前夕，解放军某部正在选拔参加阅兵式的士兵。教员孙放（孙淳 饰）的训练方法严厉苛刻，这让很多新入伍的战士都感到了压力。刘国强（关强 饰）性格活跃，而且热心帮助同乡郝小园（康华 饰），对于连长李伟成（王学圻 饰）报名参加阅兵很是好奇，不理解阅兵对这个老兵的意义。排长江俊彪（陆雷 饰）是罗圈腿，在训练中屡遭批评，嘴快的刘国强便劝他用背包带绑腿矫正。没想到一句戏言，江俊彪当了真。在一次集体会上，吕纯（吴若甫 饰）直言不讳，说出了战士们的心里话。每个人都在内心深处追求着阅兵的意义。在40多度高温下训练，发高烧的刘国强坚持到了最后，被送进了医院。李伟成去看他，却欲言又止。原来他已身患重病，不能参加阅兵。郝小园的母亲病逝，孙放跟大家商量，决定让他回家奔丧，但是没想到他去而复返。一件件感动的事让阅兵式不在是简单的队列训练，而成为了他们精神寄托……

话唠杜宇飞（王千源 饰）处于半退休状态的能叔（刘桦 饰）、恨嫁女花姐（袁姗姗 饰）以及新人陈笠（周游 饰）组成的不靠谱缉毒刑警小队，为了更隐蔽地监视毒贩，他们盘下隔壁的龙虾店。却不料生意火爆起来。在一边经营龙虾店一边搜寻线索时闹出一系列荒唐笑话，而围绕这家龙虾店，还隐藏 着一个更大的阴谋……

A man prospecting for gold in the desert becomes lost and comes across six naked women.The genre being what it is, the hook is beautiful nearly-naked women. This film delivers. Oh boy does it deliver. The topless women show up at about the five-minute mark, and remain on screen for the rest of the film. There isn’t a minute that goes by without bare breasts, and these women are absolutely gorgeous.There are typical of the kind and quality of jokes told throughout the film. In fact, if your family has a liberal attitude about the sight of bare breasts (and occasionally buttocks), this is a great film for kids as well as adults, because these jokes can be appreciated by kids of all ages, and there is nothing (besides the nudity, depending on your values) that is inappropriate for children. This is simply a delightful film.

毕彼特（雷宇扬 饰）因电影业不景气，失业在家，只好和做神婆的老妈龙娣（罗兰 饰）、小弟毕基以及女友阿四一家人搬到郊区居住。毕彼特初来乍到，发现虽然地角偏僻，但是出租的大房视野开阔，更有美艳女子娥姐（陈松伶 饰）为邻。待一家人入住后，毕彼特便遭遇多桩怪异事件，令人怀疑这幢包租公房间贴满黄符的大房内有诡异。某夜，毕彼特惊见娥姐的鬼魅一面，惊醒后才知是南柯一梦，然而，娥姐平日神出鬼没，常常面对陌生男童发呆的举动似乎确实隐藏着不为人知的秘密。毕彼特求职不顺，又再次发现娥姐的鬼魅表现，遂开始调查娥姐的身世……