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阿B（钟镇涛饰）、阿发（周润发饰）都是足球好手。阿发来自大马，有个美丽风流的太太（王祖贤饰），常与男生调笑，令阿发又妒忌又焦虑。阿B的太太（梅艳芳饰）则是个脾气暴燥的女人，她时常埋怨阿B没有出息，而且还常常当众奚落他，使阿B面子尽失，自尊心受到伤害。一次阿B受可太太的气，到酒吧饮闷酒，遇到由大马来港的阿发，阿发也是不满太太对其他的男人太热情，还怀疑她红杏出墙。阿B、阿发互吐心事后，更觉同病相怜，大家酒醉后竟然发起杀妻之念，二人更密谋出不同的杀妻方法，其中尽情地发挥了小气男人的妒忌妻子的梦幻式惩治杀妻方法，可谓洋洋大观，笑话连篇。二人兴头一起，于是达成口头协议，二人各去对方家里杀掉对方的妻子......

有一位凶残的国王专门残杀鸟类，并喜欢吃鸟肉。一天国王打伤一只金丝鸟，一位青年把受伤的金丝鸟带回家，精心护理。金丝鸟变成了美丽可爱的苗族小姑娘。当国王要农民缴纳小鸟时，姑娘变出很多小鸟，捉弄国王及其侍臣。最后，国王恼羞成怒，要小姑娘做一件百鸟衣。百鸟衣又变成了无数的鸟追逐国王。国王最终受到了惩罚，跌入急流中。

寂れた海沿いのリゾート地──そこで日本人の母親が経営するホテル・アイリスを手伝っているマリは、ある日階上で響き渡る女の悲鳴を聞く。赤いキャミソールのその女は、男の罵声と暴力から逃れようと取り乱している。マリは茫然自失で、ただならぬその状況を静観している。一方で、男の振る舞いに激しく惹かれているもう一人の自分がいて、無意識の中の何かが覚醒していくことにも気づき始めていた。男は、ロシア文学の翻訳家で、小舟で少し渡った孤島で独りで暮らしているという。住人たちは、彼が過去に起きた殺人事件の真犯人ではないかと、まことしやかに噂した。またマリも、台湾人の父親が不慮の事故死を遂げた過去を持ち、そのオブセッションから立ち直れずにいた。男とマリの奇妙な巡り合わせは、二人の人生を大きく揺さぶり始める。

Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.