精子大战美女

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

肖风（陶虹饰）与妹妹肖可（高园园饰）小时候父母被残忍杀害，相依为命地长大。肖风嫁给了保险评估员何伟（徐峥饰）——一个干净斯文认真努力的好男人，一家人平静地生活着。只有患了脑瘤的肖可被病魔折磨得对感觉不到人生任何乐趣，但是自从她认识了颓废的男人并发现了当年父母血案的新线索，她的人生目标就成为找出杀害父母的真凶。何伟成为了最大的嫌疑人。她把何伟绑起来，一字一句粉碎了何伟的谎言，而何伟爆发中强奸了肖可。这是一个起手无悔的棋局，所有人都是悲剧的棋子。

本片描述了日本浮世绘大师葛饰北斋多姿多彩的一生。贫民出身的铁藏（绪形拳 饰）少年时成为磨镜师中岛伊势（フランキー堺 饰）的继子，后因迷恋绘画而拜师学画，却被数个师傅驱逐。后与养父闹翻，和女儿阿荣（田中裕子 饰）寄居在武士出身却酷爱写作的好友佐七（西田敏行 饰）家里。铁藏雨中邂逅谜样美女阿直（樋口可南子 饰），与之堕入情网，从此迷上春宫画，竟大受欢迎。养父迷恋阿直不得，自杀。阿直亦不辞而别，铁藏人生跌入低谷。困顿之际阿荣和佐七（后来的文学巨匠 龙泽马琴）帮铁藏渡过难关。四海云游的铁藏绘出“富狱三十六景”等名作。女儿阿荣则在七十岁之际嫁给八十二岁的佐七。独自一人的铁藏在失明的情况下画出最后的名作——“喜能会之故真道”。

1942年秋，一支神秘车队在野外突遭日军伏击。此刻，正潜伏在山岭之间的八路军猎人小队左英杰和凌凤循枪声而至，两人精妙配合，远距离将日军逐一狙杀，救下车队唯一幸存者。回到驻地，得知幸存者名叫秦维洲，乃是军统顶尖密电码破译专家，且此人之前亦对我党地下组织造成过巨大破坏。昔日的敌人，如今却肩负着监听并破译日军密电的重要任务。于是在抗日大局和民族大义面前，组织决定由左英杰挑选一支精英小队，穿越火线，将秦维洲护送至安全地带。此刻，日军狙击手与大部队也闻声而动，一场生死狙杀一触即发……