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Alex de Renzy (FEMMES DE SADE, PRETTY PEACHES) was one of the greatest directors of adult films ever, his career starting in the late 60's and preceeding well into the 90's. So saying that BABY FACE, stands as his crowning achievement is no small praise. This ranks as one skinflick that truly has it all, a complete storyline, fine production, and a couple of decent acting performances and some of the hottest sex scenes ever assembled in a single movie.Big, lumbering Dan Roberts stars as the hapless construction worker who has to go into hiding following his seduction of underage but willing Priscilla (Lyn Cuddles Malone) which incurs the wrath of her religious fanatic of a man. After a near-fatal accident leaves him unconsciously drifting in the bay, he is saved by fan favorites Amber Hunt (FIONA ON FIRE) and Linda Wong (SWEET CAKES) who clean him up and then some. Hunt comes up with the brilliant idea of taking him to the Training Camp, a brothel catering exclusively for rich women and run by her aunt, affectionately referred to as the Champ.This fancy cathouse provides the perfect backdrop for the movie's myriad sexual situations, nearly all of them handled with great style and enthusiasm by cast and filmmaker alike, shot through with a wickedly subversive humor. Standout scenes include gentle giant Roberts tender initiation of the eager Malone, their contrast in size providing an instant thrill all by itself, and the late great Kristine Heller taking on pretty much all the guys present in what has to stand as the single greatest gang bang sequence ever committed to film or video.

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罗弦（刘晓庆 饰）是教授的女儿，在体院学习期间，爱上足球运动员陈志平（张国民 饰），门第观念很深的罗仲文（项堃 饰）夫妇看不起出身卑微的陈志平，而要把女儿嫁给老友何方德（张平 饰）之子何侃（陈少泽 饰）。陈父（周森冠 饰）和陈母（孙玉珍饰）则强迫儿子娶一普通女工为妻，性格软弱的陈志平不敢违命。性格倔犟的罗弦不屈父母意愿，草率地与船厂工人郭汾（米铁增 饰）结婚，后郭汾因公殉职，罗弦忍痛与女儿相依为命。何侃同情罗弦的遭遇，下决心要与罗弦结合，却遭到父母的强烈反对。已铁了心的何侃抛弃世俗观念，义无反顾地去找罗弦......

1984年，台北区国立高中联合招考结束，周儒林、陈敬等一批同学落榜。入不了国立高中，意味着失去进大学的机会。在望子成龙，光耀门庭，升学成为人生唯一价值标准的舆论压力下，周儒林和陈敬两人低头走路，轻声交谈，竟然没有勇气走完不到三百公尺的南阳街。最后，决定报名参加 “超仁补习班”。他们理成平顶头，穿上奇怪的制服，每天七时前到校。 补习班为了迎合学生父母的心理，在 “为了你好”的口实下，对学生们进行粗暴的管理。年轻的导师，以军队值星官的口吻教训学生，要他们记取联考失败的耻辱，在下一次联考时考取第一志愿。学习中，按军事化要求学生，打手板、罚站等体罚成了常事。周儒林和陈敬就这样日复一日地过着痛苦的日子。一天，陈敬告诉周儒林，他实在受不住这种压力了，决定随父母移居美国。自此，周儒林失去了好友，过着更加孤独凄苦的日子。影片有着七十年代末期学生问题电影的诸多特点，编剧吴念真很明显是受到了当年吴祥辉拒绝联考的英雄事迹所引发的社会问题大讨论的影响，开展的自身创作。影片有着浓厚的商业色彩，题材也在跟风前作以及迎合此时台湾电影所兴起的少年题材风潮，但剧本与剧情都尚算细腻，技术火候也算是上乘。除了获得了几项金马奖提名之外，影片于1985年获第二十二届金马奖最佳改编音乐奖 （张弘毅）。