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木匠神人鲁班留下一本秘笈《缺一门》，根据书里的提示制造木艺，能有惊人效果；然而此书却有一副作用，即拥有此书者，总不能十全十美，永远有不可预料的祸处在等待。若干年前，“鲁班传人”江南鹤带着这本秘笈出宫，凭着书内记载制造出快乐摇摇椅——让人返老还童。这引起了乾柜女老板和她骈头小六的歹心，他们谋害了江南鹤，并夺走了《缺一门》。明朝太子朱笑天（立威廉 饰）一心成为鲁班那样的顶级木匠，微服出宫寻找《缺一门》，结识了江南鹤的师妹唐小蝶（黄奕 饰）。当他们发现江南鹤已经被老板娘杀害后，一路追寻老板娘到龙门镇——那里正准备着热闹的抛绣球之夜，龙门镇的名门望族南宫家正在招婿，乱打乱撞的老板娘和小六成为了京城艺人，而朱笑天更是接到了绣球。各路人马一起上演这场缤纷闹剧。为了《缺一门》，大家都在拼命用力；然而，当它到手后才明白，自己最想得到的，恰恰就是永不能得到的。

越战期间，美军大量征兵。大批年轻人应征入伍，在新兵营接受“残忍”的训练。“傻瓜”比尔运动神经不发达，常常犯错而连累所有人一起受罚。“小丑”（马修?莫迪恩 Matthew Modine 饰）奉命帮助比尔，但比尔还是老犯错误，连累其他人。大家忍无可忍下打了他一顿，比尔从此变得精神恍惚，在新兵营毕业前夕枪杀教官后吞枪自杀。“小丑”随后分到了军队新闻组。他在采访中看到了当时的同伴们都已经变得麻木、残忍。一次，“小丑”随“牛仔”执行任务时，遭到越共狙击手伏击，“牛仔”亦不幸中弹身亡。众人经过一番搜索，击伤了狙击手。“小丑”发现狙击手竟是一个年轻少女。有人提议留下她挣扎而死，“小丑”在少女“杀了我”的哀求声中，扣下了扳机。

交际花白丽兰，艳名四播，乃为生活强颜欢笑，一切受其干爹杜兰亭支配。丽兰与爱女小兰相依为命，并将之寄养姊姊家中聘请教师张志萍教授钢琴。丽兰的生日舞会上，张志萍被聘演奏，方知丽兰之双重生活。不料丽兰演唱之际因肺病而晕倒，志萍时往探视，两人亦日久生情。事为兰亭所知，命学校将志萍开除，志萍之母苦求丽兰远离志萍，丽兰遂含泪出走......

Robert Altman offers his unique take on the institution of marriage with this raucous comedy about a wedding reception that quickly turns chaotic. When the Corellis and Brenners--two completely opposite families--convene to watch their children tie the knot, everything seems too good to be true. But when the Brenner family matriarch dies before the reception has even begun, the boozing Dr. Jules Meecham (Howard Duff) decides that they better wait to break the news to friends and family, and as everyone continues to celebrate, it becomes evident that things aren't what they appear to be on the surface. Affairs are initiated and alcohol is ingested, leading up to a thunderstorm--and the most shocking secret of all. Altman assembles a who's who of American comediennes with this star-studded farce in which he compassionately mocks marriage and family life.