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来自乡村的笨贼眼镜（章宇 饰）和大头（潘斌龙 饰）抢了一家手机店，慌乱之中逃进坐着轮椅的单身女子嘉旗（任素汐 饰）的家中。嘉旗早已失去活着的欲望，她强横地要求俩笨贼杀死自己。另一边，某楼盘老板资金链断裂跑路，留下保安马先勇（陈建斌 饰）与讨债者周旋。马曾经是立功无数的协警，可就在转正的关头因为一场车祸毁了原本看似美好的一切。不久前他挖到一把喷子，原本打算交给当初的警察好友立功，却发现喷子被换成了水枪。而成为了新闻的手机抢劫案，让马先勇意识到喷子正在劫匪的手上。漫长的一天，所有与之相关的老老少少都在纠结煎熬。他们是渺小的无名之辈，却真真切切感受到来自命运的重压……

一群阿富汗妇女正在为工作权利而上街游行，塔利班很快赶到，用水枪冲散人流，女孩奥萨玛（Marina Golbahari 饰）和母亲湿漉漉的回到家里。奥萨玛一家的男丁全部在战争中失去，母亲只能靠私人行医贴补家用，而塔利班是不允许女性工作的，为解决生计，奥萨玛被家人乔装成男孩，送到父亲老战友的小店内工作，但是塔利班很快将奥萨玛送入伊斯兰学校，流浪儿艾士潘迪（Arif Herati 饰）在学校里帮助奥萨玛隐藏性别，不过事情还是败露了，奥萨玛的童年，在塔利班手中无奈的结束。本片全部由业余演员出演，获2003年戛纳电影节观众票选最佳影片、金摄影奖及年青导演奖，2004年金球奖最佳外语片奖等十余项专业褒奖。

*Shinjuku Mad* was one ofKoji Wakamatsu's six films from 1970. Grim and gritty, stark and steady, burdened with anti-moralizing, generously padded with sex, and totally redeemed by a soundtrack that needs to be released NOW. I knew nothing about this film, loading it up on to my laptop, and every last one of this film's sixty-sixty minutes kept me riveted.Bear with me. The film opens with the band cycling through a jazzy rave-up, the black and images depict dead Japanese throughout a modern city. From the alleyways of the slums, to center of the park, you catch glimpses of bodies everywhere. This introduction is capped off by a lingering shot of a blood-soaked naked woman, face down. By this point, the band has reached a sort of peak. There's a cut, the band changes the direction of the song a bit, and then we're treated to a series of exterior shots from downtown, the lunch hour, maybe. You see a lot of storefronts and stairwells, people moving about. All of the people in these splices are done in negative image.What follows can only be described as harrowing. After the credits, the reel switches to color. We're treated to the on-screen stabbing of a young man in a toga, his attackers strip his special lady-friend of her toga, spend about two minutes smearing her breasts with still-warm blood, and then take turns raping her. She doesn't seem to put up much of a fight. The scene is lensed with all of the enthusiasm of a television spot for a whole foods market.Well, that's a fucked up way to start a movie. If you're still reading, I'll have you know the brutality eases up a little, but the camera's tendency to seek out each scene's more lurid details is relentless. The band never lets up, either. Another constant feature of the film is the protagonist's alienation from society. That's a pretty dated-concept, in a way. This film is cashing in on what could loosely be called the Existential demographic in 1970's Japan. Parts of it could have been written by Oe. Others by Mishima. It definitely, at times, addresses a bit of that lingering air of revolution, but more on that later.The father of the kid stabbed in Technicolor shows up in the nest reel, in the same apartment his son was murdered in. This confused, grieving father asks a totally baked Shoko Asahara for information about the events leading up to his son's death. The long-haired no-goodnik is toking on a Sharpie-sized doobie. He gets so fucking high he passes out and the dad is left there in the empty apartment, getting a major contact-buzz.So, the plot is basically that kind of exchange in larger and larger settings, intercut with glorious shots of the disillusioned father walking through industrial slums. The father, searching for the "Why" to his son's death goes on his quest and pisses just about everyone he comes into contact with off. He goes into subway stations and totally kills some beatniks' buzzes. Then he bullies a Hare Krishna ROCK AND ROLL SUPERSTAR and his belly-dancing percussionist at a park. Then he heads off to a bar, and we're treated to what must have been Tokyo's Greatest Garage Band getting low-down and sleazy here. This scene pretty much sums up what the film is about. As you dig the scuzz and the fuzz, the camera catches all manner of degeneracy and wanton reefer-use. And the bar has no less than three groups of people making out. And they get excessive with the groping.Eventually, the father catches the ringleader of the vicious band of murderer-rapists. "Shinjuku Mad," is his name. After an unbelievably long and convoluted exchange between the protagonist and Shinjuku Mad, it comes out that Mad and the boys are rebelling against all of Japan. It's open season on everyone but them. His son was only a casualty, nothing personal. Their intent is to go on rebelling against society through random acts of violence against people and property.After going through all the trouble of finding Shinjuku Mad, the old man's mind is blown by revolution for revolution's sake. After a few pummellings, he manages to turn the fight around. He winds up leaving with a nude girl that had been tied to a post for the entire scene.He goes back to the apartment his son was murdered in to find his special lady-friend naked with six other dope-smoking cats grooving on free love and blue balls.He decides he's happier with Shinjuku Mad alive and kicking, the band is at another one of its high points, and the camera pans out to the railroad yard, telephones wires, and the bare sides of modern buildings.That was Japan, thirty-seven years ago.

在一家复古英式酒店工作十余年之久的大堂经理石月（黄才伦 饰），工作起来一丝不苟，从未出过任何差错。这一次，虽然本人一万个不情愿，但他还是迎来了调离分店升职去总店的机会。从未请过假的石月休假在家，妻子橘子（张慧雯 饰）刮彩票则中了一日游的大奖。令人啼笑皆非的是，他们旅行的目的地正是石月效力十年之久的日不落酒店。让石月感到懊恼的是，酒店和他管理的时候大相径庭。而房间门口的出现的纸片人（沈腾 饰）则让他的假期陷入了无限的循环之中。外星人？死亡？复活？循环？绑架？石月几近疯狂……