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影片讲述了前国际刑警铁嘉文（徐冬冬 饰）痛失爱人后隐姓埋名成为了性感美艳、神秘莫测的健身房老板娘。她带领着男神教练孟京（吴卓羲 饰）、美貌火辣的瑜伽教练喜喜（解斯童 饰）和拳击教练东妮（蔡祥宇 饰），本想安然度日、平静生活，然而旧日血仇和阴谋却悄然环伺，一场针对铁嘉文和其姐妹的狩猎游戏正悄然展开。当罪恶魔爪伸向喜喜和东妮，徐冬冬决意替姐妹伸张正义，毅然开启一场酣畅淋漓的复仇之战。

侠士蔡颖杰(田鹏)、冯俊卿(唐威)海湾竞技，得胜者取剑，双雄交锋、天地变色，浪涛共鸣，最后，蔡颖杰技高一筹得剑而去。十万金山乃匪寨，匪手金閰王(薛汉)，练就金刚不坏之功，坐大一方荼毒良民。其部下左右判官、牛头马面，黑白无常、索命童子、追魂夜叉等皆深怀绝技各具奇能；寨内并设十殿地狱，各殿殿主率鬼兵列阵驻守，官兵屡攻不克莫可奈何。閰王获知紫光神剑为蔡颖杰所得，乃派遣两路人马，一往烟霞居扮冯俊卿杀蔡颖杰之师烟霞人并夺紫光神剑，一往云中府假冒蔡颖杰之名杀死冯俊卿之师云中君，希望双雄结仇自相残杀。云中君有女飞燕子(上官灵凤)，久幕蔡颖杰侠义可风，痛心之余，细查蛛丝马迹，知一场血拼原系误会造成，乃设法终止冯蔡交恶，并查明为閰王所为，蔡冯遂并肩连手齐上金山讨剑复仇。蔡颖杰于途中不慎撞倒一美貌乡女，女昏迷不醒，颖杰延医救治，亲伺汤药，飞燕子有妒意，俊卿又从旁火上浇油，局面亦难收拾，其实乡女原是閰王之女金满娇(韩湘琴)，也是武艺高强，私下金山假扮乡女，原是为独擒蔡颖杰，入夜，施摄魂术，颖杰受惑户囚，幸得俊卿、飞燕子合力相助。满妖返寨，乳娘道出真情，十六年前閰王杀害神刀张顺泰，强占张妻，张妻不从死，閰王收养他们的女儿，就是满娇，满娇矢志复仇。同时閰王亦察觉满娇有叛意，乃强污满娇以逞兽欲。满娇果然暗通俊卿里应外合同破金山。

清洗墙壁涂鸦的春（冈田将生 饰）无意中发现了多处涂鸦，这些涂鸦与最近在仙台发生的多起纵火案件有着千丝万缕的联系，总是出现在纵火案现场附近。觉得暗藏玄机的春找来了哥哥泉水（加濑亮 饰）商量，二人作为秘密侦探开始跟踪这系列纵火案。与此同时，24年前某案件的犯人（渡部笃郎 饰）刑满释放。看似没有联系的两起案件，背后却紧密交织着。随着案件的深入，被掩盖的秘密一一浮出水面，有震惊有无法接受。最终的真相是什么，兄弟二人能否解决危机，一切都是未知……本片改自伊坂幸太郎的同名小说，这也是他的作品第六次被搬上荧幕。

A man prospecting for gold in the desert becomes lost and comes across six naked women.The genre being what it is, the hook is beautiful nearly-naked women. This film delivers. Oh boy does it deliver. The topless women show up at about the five-minute mark, and remain on screen for the rest of the film. There isn’t a minute that goes by without bare breasts, and these women are absolutely gorgeous.There are typical of the kind and quality of jokes told throughout the film. In fact, if your family has a liberal attitude about the sight of bare breasts (and occasionally buttocks), this is a great film for kids as well as adults, because these jokes can be appreciated by kids of all ages, and there is nothing (besides the nudity, depending on your values) that is inappropriate for children. This is simply a delightful film.