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建安五年(公元200年)，曹操与袁绍准备决战于官渡时，突然头痛发作，神医华陀仅为曹操扎了一针便治好了他的病。曹操想将华陀留于军中为自己治病，华陀却想用医术造福于天下疾苦百姓，并研制出麻药，退辞离开。后曹操又发出委任状，使华陀不得不随军任职。华陀偶然发现曹操四子曹冲患有致命隐疾，便写下治疗的药方给曹丕，但曹丕为争权位，将药方烧了。华陀接到妻子云卿讲述发现麻药线索的信，告假连夜返家。但当华陀努力寻找麻药时，爱子沸儿因误服野果中毒身亡，华陀夫妇悲痛万分，将研制成的麻药命名为“麻沸散”。曹操派人将华陀强行押回军营，又因他晚到而将他关入牢房。后曹操为防止华陀奉诏入宫为伏后治病，命人监斩华陀。华陀愤而烧毁刚刚写就的医术“麻沸散”并预言曹操将自食其果。后曹冲隐疾突发，曹操欲收回斩华陀的命令却为时已晚。曹操痛悔不已。

作为汉城某所小学的教师，金峰窦（车胜元）日子过得颇为潇洒：他喜欢喝酒，喜欢让学生望眼欲穿等他来上课，喜欢怂恿学生家长送他点小恩小惠，不然会给他们的孩子好看……唯独不喜欢认真教学。校长屡次训斥，他恶习不改，被调到江原道一所偏远的乡村小学。该小学只有五名穷学生，从他们家长身上，除了水果和蔬菜，金峰窦捞不到任何的油水，但他还是动了歪念想，并设法尽快回到汉城。在与五个善良淳朴的孩子、他们的家长以及学校管理员等人相处的过程中，金峰窦回想起他走过的路，内心渐渐受到触动。

小武（王宏伟）是山西汾阳一个屡教不改的“惯偷”，即使公安部门在搞严打活动，他仍要想方设法下手。但是抛开所谓的“小偷”身份，他是个十分恋旧十分传统的人，亲情、友情在他心中都有沉甸甸的分量。但昔日亲朋好友早将他看作瘟神，惟恐躲避不及。无形之中，小武只能去做边缘人，换回某些满足和安慰。某天在歌厅唱歌时，小武结识了陪唱小姐胡梅梅（左百韬），相似的心境让两人建立了某种暧昧的情感。然而胡梅梅明白，小武并非她的彼岸，她需要找到一个更有力的“臂膀”改变自己的命运。对此小武虽也明白，却在事情发生时仍无法抑制失落。面对自己的未来，处境更加尴尬窘迫的小武愈发茫然无措。

Kato is an aspiring screenwriter treading water. He spends his days pitching stories to offbeat agents and executives who are anything but impressed. Not that he has run out of ideas, they just don’t seem to go anywhere. Unlike his relationship with his girlfriend Zigzag – that one is going down the drain. Little does Kato – or anyone – know that life is about to take some seriously weird turns.While out to buy the special brand of food for his girlfriend’s dog Cerberus, Kato discovers an abandoned convenience store that transforms his trajectory. A stumble into a refrigerator catapults him into a realm of fantastical inspiration boosted by an eccentric couple he meets along the way. Might this be the key to getting his mojo back?Miki Satoshi (Adrift in Tokyo, What to Do with the Dead Kaiju?) returns with a surreal and quirky indie film that manages to be both charming and deeply philosophical. Teaming up with Japanese cinema expert and notable critic for The Japan Times Mark Schilling (Art, Cult and Commerce: Japanese Cinema Since 2000), Convenience Story takes you on an eccentric Dantean ride brimming with psychological tension and the zest of karma. From the purgatory of writer’s block, to a hell of an adventure, Kato’s journey is a satisfying and thoughtful tale.源自：