所有的老师和校长听到“布兰登学校”的大名之时都会暗自在心中捏一把冷汗，这所学校因为黑恶势力的潜伏和极高的校园犯罪率而在教育界臭名昭著，如今，人生遭遇了全面滑铁卢的约翰（摩根·弗里曼 Morgan Freeman 饰）即将成为这所学校的新一任校长。看着校园里此消彼长的歪风邪气，约翰心里充满了愤怒，他制定了严格的规章制度，希望能够以此重振学生和老师们的信心。约翰的决心逐渐的影响了信任他的学生们，然而，校园内的暴力团伙亦开始找起了约翰的麻烦，他们不仅袭击了听从约翰指挥的老师和学生，更对约翰发出了直接的威胁，约翰明白，一场旷日持久的拉锯战即将展开。

一宗案件的发生让性感美丽的梦娜（村上丽奈 饰）邂逅了探员徐江，徐江被梦娜的美艳深深吸引，想方设法的要得到这个女人。然而，比起徐江的爱，梦娜更加喜欢的是能够实实在在的抓在手里的财富，所以，她选择了年纪一大把却腰缠万贯的黄老头，成为了黄老头家中的镇房太太。亚美是梦娜的表妹，她孤身一人千里迢迢来到香港，投靠在表姐家中。一次偶然中，亚美邂逅了李老头的养子李威威，被其英俊的外表和殷实的家底所吸引。为了钓得金龟婿，亚美使出了万般魅术，谁知道竟然毫无用处，原来，李威威心心念念的都是自己的继母梦娜。

伟同（赵文瑄）是事业有成的男同志，与男友赛门（Mitchell Lichtenstein）在美国过着幸福的同居日子，烦恼来自要用各种招数应对远在台北的父（郎雄）母（归亚蕾）的一次次逼婚。伟同被逼以“乖乖仔”形象修书一封声称会在美国结婚，没料父母想亲眼见证。无奈，他只得拉上来自上海的不得志的女艺术家葳葳（金素梅）“假婚”，想逃过一劫。父母对葳葳相当满意，却对伟同的草率态度不满，为让父母满意尽快返回台北，伟同犹如“拼命三郎”使出了浑身解数。但人算不如天算，不断的波折使得父母的返台日期一次次推迟，令他和赛门的感情亮起“红灯”，而葳葳又意外怀上了他的孩子。似乎，伟同在强大的父母（传统）面前，只能选择去做一个 “表面正常”的男人。

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.