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1937年8月，侵华日军占领上海。面对民族危难，上海滩三大亨也是三大黑社会头子各有打算：黄金荣称病闭门谢客；张啸林（王明晟 饰）做了大发国难财的汉奸；张啸林的结拜兄弟、最举轻若重的杜月笙（杜玉明 饰）则远走香港。日本人支持成立的汉奸特工总部位于极斯菲尔路76号，诸多中国同胞在这 里惨死于横行不法却以“小杜月笙”自居的头子吴四宝（王正军 饰）之手。被日本人及为虎作伥的汉奸的暴行激怒了的爱国义士组成暗杀小组，先后刺杀了伪“市民协会”负责人尤菊荪、伪“上海市政督办公署”秘书长任保安等人。该小组干将之一、杜月笙的弟子林怀部（徐小健 饰）在某次刺杀行动中负伤逃到某间水果铺，该水果铺的主人王国生却是杜月笙的旧友，养伤过程中，林怀部与他的女儿月英（孙懿雯 饰）渐渐生出感情。暗杀小组对张啸林下手时伤亡惨重，林怀部侥幸捡得一条命，但小组没有因此停止行动。不久，月英利用她与吴四宝太太佘爱珍是校友的关系打进“76号”，林怀部也在王国生的帮助下利用杜月笙的关系成了张啸林的一员保镖。其后，林怀部幸得爱恋月英的佘爱珍的保镖、武艺高强的“小刀”杨藩（董志华 饰）相助，顺利完成刺杀张啸林的行动，但却不幸落入吴四宝之手。

A reporter is kidnapped by a witch who wants to exorcise her.

黑社会大哥八爷身患绝症，弥留之际将社团事务托付给即将由意大利回港的义子九纹龙黄九弟（刘德华 饰），并委托兄弟七爷（吴孟达 饰）和保镖小朱（郭富城 饰）尽力辅佐。权利旁落令社团实力人物龙爷（袁和平 饰）和后起之秀啸天心中颇为不满。与此同时，在印度的机场，侏儒黄九弟与和其面貌一样，但是只有儿童心智的心算天才李小灵阴差阳错的交换了身份，李以九纹龙的身份被七爷和小朱接回，但是徒有成人外貌的李终日只将精力放在游戏上，李因手下的暴力行为被带入警局，心地善良的李与警方达成共识，承诺将社团改造为维护治安的力量。李对龙爷之女静莹（关之琳 饰）一见钟情，龙爷却趁此联络啸天，意图在婚礼期间置李于死地……

Ole and Chick are making a movie, but the director is not satisfied. So he brings them to a young writer, who outlines them an absurd story. They have to support Jeff and Kitty in setting up a musical revue in their garden and want to bring it up on Broadway. If Jeff is successful he can marry Kitty. But there is his rich friend Woody, who also loves Kitty, Chick's sister Betty, who's in love with a false Russian count, and detective Quimby. They all make the thing very complicated for Ole and Chick. After some mistakes they think that Kitty isn't the right girl for Jeff and they start sabotaging the show, but the Broadway producer is impressed and signs the contract. That's the story the writer tells them. For this he's sued by the director.Written by Stephan Eichenberg