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杰克（柯林·法瑞尔 Colin Farrell 饰）和卡雅（朱迪·特纳-史密斯 Jodie Turner-Smith 饰）收养了名叫米卡的华裔小姑娘，为了米卡能够接触属于自己种族的文化，杰克购买了仿生机器人杨（贾斯汀·闵 Justin H. Min 饰）。之后，杨成了米卡最好也是最信赖的朋友，同时也成为了这个家庭里不可或缺的一份子。随着时间的推移，米卡渐渐长大，而杨也因为零件老化等问题，机能发生了故障。杰克想要找人修好杨，但因为杨是一款“二手”的机器人，所以自然没有任何的售后保障。杰克通过特殊的手段获得了记录了杨自出厂以来全部记忆的内存条，在播放这些画面的过程中，杰克发现了杨的一些不为人知的记忆。

Nanjo Mikisaburo is a young samurai trying to restore his ruined family to its past glory. Enduring the contempt and disdain of high-ranking samurai, Mikisaburo devotes himself to the way of the warrior, mastering the literary and martial arts. His master Kurahashi Jupeita's daughter Misao feels for Mikisahuro who maintains his pride in the face of the arrogant samurai's scorn. She sympathizes with and encourages him. However this sympathy ignites a passionate love for her in Mikisaburo. One day Mikisaburo's mother is walking along the road. Hayami Genzaburo, the son of a chief retainer, and his escorts are galloping on horseback. Genzaburo's horse kicks Mikisaburo's mother and she dies. Next, Mikisaburo returns home to find that his sister has been violated by Genzaburo. Finally, the object of Mikisaburo's love, Misao, becomes Genzaburo's wife. His mother, his sister, and finally Misao. Mikisaburo's young blood boils and flows backwards.

身为需要长时间工作的上班族（桂纶镁饰），每天工作压力，让她只能藉由慢跑获得呼吸的空间，直到一楼的咖啡厅老板，渐渐进入她的生活……看着她跑步的背影，是他最期待的事，但是，突然有一天，女主角跑步的踪影不见了……这段只有五天的爱情，要如何继续？

庙里的佛像塌了，需要三千元钱重新修葺，为了筹得这笔钱，和尚（李强 饰）先后来到了佛教科和文物科，然而两方人马只会相互推诿责任，看来谁也不打算掏出这笔钱来。无奈之下，和尚前去找在另一座庙中生活的师兄帮忙，可是师兄只是劝他放弃。之后，和尚决定靠化缘筹钱，哪知道没过多久竟然被警察抓进了派出所，出来后，和尚遇见了想要帮忙的妓女、企图哄女友开心的小伙子和一心想替妻子求药治病的丈夫，甚至当起了算命先生。最终，和尚卖掉了念珠总算筹齐了钱，当他满心欢喜的回到庙里之时，等待着他的，却是寺庙即将被拆的消息。