花园的秘密

他叫欧阳盆栽（萧敬腾 饰），是一个刚入行的菜鸟杀手。没有人知道他真实的姓名，他师从骗神（曾志伟 饰），师徒俩天生不适合当杀手，拿起刀手都软，因此他们只利用人性杀人。通过制造种种意外事故，在七天之内让目标从世上消失。骗神的生意多年来稳定，即将退休的他将盆栽推向前台，将徒弟 介绍给心狠手辣的黑道大哥（黄立成 饰）。可是盆栽始终无法狠下心来杀人，为了拯救被杀者以及自己的性命，盆栽找来了黑道医生全叔（张国柱 饰）、性感黑客娜娜（周秀娜 饰）、无良保险业务员曾阙德（马念先 饰）共同制造了一桩桩艺术级的假死事件。再完美的骗局也有败露的一天，不合格的杀手欧样盆栽将自己置身莫大的危险之中……

妓女之女阿百（宫园纯子 饰）幼年丧母，身后的伤痕背负着母亲的悲痛和耻辱。长大后阿百学得一身杂耍好本领，间或靠仙人跳赚钱。铸币厂官员仙石伊织（南原宏治 饰）意欲强占阿百，被落魄浪人恩田新九郎（村井国夫 饰）阻挠，怀恨在心。阿百与新九郎身世相似，惺惺相惜，决定共同抢劫佐渡送往江户的金块。抢劫成功，但新九郎遭好友出卖，寓所遭袭。二人被绑缚仙石府邸，新九郎被斩首，阿百则在一番折磨之后流放佐渡岛。受尽凌辱的阿百在背部刺上女鬼般若的图案，发誓向新九郎的仇人复仇到底……

Victor (William Levy) is one of the world's most handsome men, but he has a deep secret - he is a cold blooded assassin. Smooth talking and seductive, Victor was raised to do one thing only, which is to kill for money. When he is sent to the home of a brutal drug lord to collect payment for his most recent hit, he encounters the beautiful qiwan.cc Sarai (Alicia Sanz), who has been forced to spend the last 9 years of her life with the drug lord. After Victor leaves the compound, Sarai seizes her chance at freedom by hiding out in Victor's car. But things don't go as planned and instead of being transported back to her home, she finds herself free from one dangerous man only to be caught in the clutches of another. While on the run from the vengeful drug lord and his brutal henchmen, Victor's conscience catches up with him as he risks all that he stood for to protect his captive. In the end, the power Sarai unknowingly holds over Victor and their undeniable attraction may be what places her right in the arms of a killer.

超级坏蛋格鲁（史蒂夫·卡瑞尔 Steve Carell 配音）在听说埃及金字塔被盗的新闻后不满市面上新贼辈出，决定在纳法利欧博士（拉塞尔·布兰德 Russell Brand 配音）的帮助下建造火箭升空盗取月亮。在向坏蛋银行贷款的过程中，格鲁盗取的收缩射线枪被新贼维克托（杰森·席格尔 Jason Segel 配音）抢走。为了夺回收缩射线枪，格鲁决定领养三位孤儿——玛戈（米兰达·卡斯格拉夫 Miranda Cosgrove 配音）、伊迪丝（达娜·盖伊 Dana Gaier 配音）和阿格蕾丝（埃尔希·费舍 Elsie Fisher 配音），利用她们进入维克托的城堡兜售饼干的机会实施偷盗，计划成功后再偷偷处理掉三个小孩。然而在平凡的日常相处中，格鲁却发现自己越来越离不开这三个小鬼，但这样的感情用事却将严重影响周密的盗月计划……