别叫我叔叔

A man prospecting for gold in the desert becomes lost and comes across six naked women.The genre being what it is, the hook is beautiful nearly-naked women. This film delivers. Oh boy does it deliver. The topless women show up at about the five-minute mark, and remain on screen for the rest of the film. There isn’t a minute that goes by without bare breasts, and these women are absolutely gorgeous.There are typical of the kind and quality of jokes told throughout the film. In fact, if your family has a liberal attitude about the sight of bare breasts (and occasionally buttocks), this is a great film for kids as well as adults, because these jokes can be appreciated by kids of all ages, and there is nothing (besides the nudity, depending on your values) that is inappropriate for children. This is simply a delightful film.

影片讲述，唐·垂拱四年，南方连续十个月大旱，武则天（徐冬冬饰）召归墟国献龙珠祈雨，在海上运送龙珠的途中，神秘“鲛人”从海中突然出现，大肆杀人并盗走龙珠。因在断案之中舍弃情爱选择法度而痛失所爱，正在酒楼买醉堕落潦倒的狄仁杰（连凯饰）被紧急召集限期破案，与大理寺少卿莫凌飞（尹子维饰）联手探龙宫，查鲛人杀人悬案解大唐危机。

“据说在18 岁生日那天，男生如果不把自己的元阳卸掉，会一辈子阴阳失调⋯⋯。”──这么ㄎ一ㄤ的都市传说，不管你信不信，反正阿烈跟神器这对哥俩好是信了！他们在神器成年那天，约了温柔妩媚的大姐姐到摩铁破处，没想到下一秒就出了人命！两人只好把脑筋动到网友西施身上，央求她帮忙开车弃尸。三个不把世界看在眼里、也不被世界看在眼里的青年，就这样踏上月黑黑、风高高的异色公路，前往传说中的台湾秘境，体验一场生死与友情的顿悟之旅。

腐败的刑警（冈田准一 饰）为了粉饰一桩意外，采取了极端手段，随后却开始接到来自神秘目击者的威胁，人生急剧失控。绫野刚饰演追捕工藤的冷酷检察官矢崎。