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贵州女子王桂香（廖琴 饰）和丈夫在北京辛苦打工，谁知一场意外打乱了他们不算富裕却还平静的生活。丈夫与人口角，因打伤别人的眼睛而锒铛入狱。失去经济来源的桂香万般无奈，只得带着3岁的回到家乡。为了筹措保释金，桂香想尽办法筹钱。最终他在老情人的指点下，成为一名专门在葬礼上哭丧的职业丧殡人员。时代进步，却令人心不古。时下的人们很难再为家中故去的老人留下一滴眼泪。桂香的出现不仅为丧家赚足了面子，还使她的积蓄一天天多起来。她和儿子的生活渐渐好转，丈夫眼看自由在即……本片荣获瑞士剧本计划大奖、法国文化部和外交部南方基金大奖、韩国釜山国际电影节柯达影像剧本大奖。

吊儿郎当的吹牛辉（周润发 饰）答应暂时照顾昔日恋人李夕（袁咏仪 饰）的儿子李阳（柯炜林 饰），代价是十万。后来发现是他亲生子且患有自闭症。从此改变了一生。当父子感情递增之际，迎来了李夕病逝消息。辉哥决定扛起做父亲的责任，带着儿子奔向人生新一页。

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.