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Kato is an aspiring screenwriter treading water. He spends his days pitching stories to offbeat agents and executives who are anything but impressed. Not that he has run out of ideas, they just don’t seem to go anywhere. Unlike his relationship with his girlfriend Zigzag – that one is going down the drain. Little does Kato – or anyone – know that life is about to take some seriously weird turns.While out to buy the special brand of food for his girlfriend’s dog Cerberus, Kato discovers an abandoned convenience store that transforms his trajectory. A stumble into a refrigerator catapults him into a realm of fantastical inspiration boosted by an eccentric couple he meets along the way. Might this be the key to getting his mojo back?Miki Satoshi (Adrift in Tokyo, What to Do with the Dead Kaiju?) returns with a surreal and quirky indie film that manages to be both charming and deeply philosophical. Teaming up with Japanese cinema expert and notable critic for The Japan Times Mark Schilling (Art, Cult and Commerce: Japanese Cinema Since 2000), Convenience Story takes you on an eccentric Dantean ride brimming with psychological tension and the zest of karma. From the purgatory of writer’s block, to a hell of an adventure, Kato’s journey is a satisfying and thoughtful tale.源自：

杰克（乔治·克鲁尼 George Clooney 饰）是一名劣迹斑斑又不太走运的江洋大盗，一次作案失败让他不得不面对为期三十年的牢狱之灾，心有不甘的杰克发誓绝不屈服于命运的安排，他决定越狱。 女警探凯伦（詹妮弗·洛佩兹 Jennifer Lopez 饰）出生于执法世家 ，可惜眼光不佳的她却总是栽在坏男人的手里，这不，一次偶然中，她遇见了正在越狱的杰克和伙伴巴迪（文·瑞姆斯 Ving Rhames 饰）并成为了两人的人质。在逃亡的途中，凯伦和杰克之间产生了感情，被迫分离后，亲手将爱人捉拿归案成为了凯伦唯一的理想。一个是运气不佳，一个是眼光不佳，这样两个倒霉蛋之间会擦出怎样的火花呢？

流水潺潺的神田川，静静穿过城市的中心。河的两边皆是老旧狭窄的公寓，人生悲喜剧在此间交替上演，从未停歇。上班女郎明子（麻生うさぎ 饰）和室友雅美（美野真琴 饰）住在河的这一边。某晚，雅美窥视窗外，发现对面公寓正上演着令人难以置信的一幕。复读生（岸野萌圓 饰）和其风姿绰约的母亲（沢木美伊子 饰）竟违背人伦，放肆地纠缠在一起。雅美和明子决定将复读生救出这个不伦的地狱……本片由黑泽清执导，周防正行、水谷俊之、塩田明彦等担任副导演。

举世闻名的《富甲山水图》各一半珍藏于大陆和台湾的故宫博物院，这是首次合璧在台北故宫展出。国际上的江湖大盗纷纷闻讯而至。来自大洋彼岸的国际盗宝集团派出两名美女盗贼假扮保安人员混入故宫盗走画卷。盗贼得手之际恰好撞到年轻的保安员小杰（房祖名 饰），双方发生了激烈搏斗。正当身手不凡的小杰终于占了上风要将盗贼擒拿之际，一名正在故宫参观的大陆游客“英雄救美”放走了美女大盗反而制服了小杰。当身穿便服的小杰终于让对方相信了自己是保安人员，美女才是盗贼的时候，这名游客追悔莫及。原来这名叫大海（夏雨 饰）的游客是一名来自北京的小区保安。与此同时，比误放盗贼更“乌龙”的事情发生了，小杰被保安总部认为是盗窃集团的内应，大海则发现旅行团的大巴早已消失，自己“脱团”了。小杰不仅要躲避警方的追捕而且必须要亲自找回画卷才能证明自己的清白；举目无亲的大海也“被成为”了小杰的“同谋”，他则是要找到他的旅行团才能证明自己的身份。于是，来自两岸的两名“屌丝”保安开始了在宝岛“亡命天涯”的旅程......