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开心鬼（黄百鸣）转世投胎，摇身变作某女子中学教师，在他班上，几名爱捉弄人的调皮女生，戴卓仪（袁洁莹）、MAY（罗美薇）和姚琼（陈家玲），成立了以整人为乐的“卑鄙会”，开心鬼是她们最爱拿来开玩笑的对象。开心鬼喜欢上隔壁男校某名女教师，正欲展开攻势，发现该教师正被各方面条件都强于自己的某体育教师追求，相比形秽，开心鬼郁郁不得意，更受打击的是，他因掉入戴卓仪一众设的“陷阱”，遭校长误会被迫离开学校。戴卓仪一众后悔不迭，开始想办法弥补过错。

故事以世界末日即将来临的2012年为故事背景，无业青年吴安良，找来死党郝歌，以及语言不同却心灵相通的异国美女阿代儿，从旧约圣经诺亚方舟的故事获得灵感，号召在网络上打造一艘名为「卡拉图号」的虚拟方舟，企图让全世界七十亿人透过社群网络结为「亲人」，用爱与和平，携手度过人类文明的毁灭危机。但他们却遭到神秘组织绑架，囚禁在宛如精神病院的地下基地…

George Washington McLintock, "GW" to friends and foes alike, is a cattle baron and the richest man in the territory. He anxiously awaits the return of his daughter Becky who has been away at school for the last two years. He's also surprised to see that his wife Katherine has also returned. She had left him some years before without really explaining what he done but she does make the point of saying that she's returned to take their daughter back to the State Capitol with her. GW is highly respected by everyone around him including the farmers who are pouring into the territories with free grants of land and the Indians who are under threat of being relocated to another reservation. Between his wife, his headstrong daughter, the crooked land agent and the thieving government Indian agent, GW tries to keep the peace and do what is best for everyone.

導演王風原為五十年代黃飛鴻電影御用編劇，一向擅拍民間傳奇，本片是他於1978年執導的神話喜劇。故事描述，「活佛」濟公（野峰）與「呂祖」呂洞賓（華倫），這兩位民間傳奇人物鬥智鬥法的有趣過程；濟、呂皆非「正經人」，好打抱不平外，使人最感興趣的可能就是，他們的種種風流韻事；片中三次鬥法就因爛賭二妻（邵音音）、妓女（夏萍）、狐狸精（葛荻華）及水鳳仙（麥華美）等女引起，亦是全片三次高潮所在。