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话唠杜宇飞（王千源 饰）处于半退休状态的能叔（刘桦 饰）、恨嫁女花姐（袁姗姗 饰）以及新人陈笠（周游 饰）组成的不靠谱缉毒刑警小队，为了更隐蔽地监视毒贩，他们盘下隔壁的龙虾店。却不料生意火爆起来。在一边经营龙虾店一边搜寻线索时闹出一系列荒唐笑话，而围绕这家龙虾店，还隐藏 着一个更大的阴谋……

野心勃勃的九王爷（白彪 饰）企图谋权篡位，落败的皇帝（艾飞 饰）命令两名侍卫将两个皇子分别抱走，以延续皇家血脉。大太子（狄龙 饰）被送到了少林寺，三个疯疯癫癫的和尚收留了他，替他取名道行，传授其武功。二太子（尔冬升 饰）则被丞相（谷峰 饰）收为义子，改名为王子泰。转眼多年过去，某日，王子泰来到了少林寺，偶然遇见了道行，尽管他们彼此都不知道对方的身份和身世，但两兄弟还是一见如故，很快就结下了坚实的友谊。九王爷买通了寺庙内的僧人，想要将道行和王子泰斩草除根，无奈之中，两人逃出了少林，踏上了充满危险的未知之旅。

吴迪（小沈阳 饰）以修鞋为生，最大乐趣就是看武侠漫画《飞剑》。某日，他遇到了修鞋女子月露（林熙蕾 饰），后者是皇上（陈志朋 饰）的表妹，因不愿做皇后，逃之夭夭。皇上派遣大内高手杨过（曾志伟 饰）追杀。吴迪盲打误撞杀了淫贼田扒光，救了月露。为了把鞋还给月露，吴迪前往泰山。途中，吴迪遭遇河盗独孤鸿（赵本山 饰）及其弟子（程野 饰），在世外高人的暗中帮助下，他击退了独孤鸿。老人临别时输给他深厚内力，赠给他一本《九阴真经》，由于他只看图，随手丢在一边。田扒光的神农教同门姐妹粉凤凰和红凤凰找他算账，结果他毫发无损，对方损兵折将。逃避追杀时，他掉进了万丈深渊，却遇到了世外高人的敌人（吴宗宪 饰），好在有惊无险。不过，最终吴迪还是住进了神农教主（恬妞 饰）开的黑店，并遇到了心上人月露……

Fraught with over obvious symbolism, Hartley's early feature is nonetheless a joy to watch. Hal here shows us his uncanny ability to cast his characters perfectly came early in his career.Adrienne Shelley is a near perfect foil to herself, equal parts annoying teen burgeoning in her sexuality (though using sex for several years); obsessed with doom and inspired by idealism gone wrong she is deceptively – and simultaneously – complex and simple. Her Audrey inspires so many levels of symbolism it is almost embarrassingly rich (e.g., her modeling career beginning with photos of her foot – culminating her doing nude (but unseen) work; Manhattan move; Europe trip; her stealing, then sleeping with the mechanics wrench, etc.)As Josh, Robert Burke gives an absolutely masterful performance. A reformed prisoner/penitent he returns to his home town to face down past demons, accept his lot and begin a new life. Dressed in black, and repeatedly mistaken for a priest, he corrects everyone ("I'm a mechanic"), yet the symbolism is rich: he abstains from alcohol, he practices celibacy (is, in fact a virgin), and seemingly has taken on vows of poverty, and humility as well. The humility seems hardest to swallow seeming, at times, almost false, a pretense. Yet, as we learn more of Josh we see genuineness in his modesty, that his humility is indeed earnest and believable. What seems ironic is the character is fairly forthright in his simplicity, yet so richly drawn it becomes the viewer who wants to make him out as more than what he actually is. A fascinatingly written character, perfectly played.The scene between Josh and Jane (a wonderful, young Edie Falco . . . "You need a woman not a girl") is hilarious . . . real. But Hartley can't leave it as such and his trick, having the actors repeat the dialogue over-and-over becomes frustratingly "arty" and annoying . . . until again it becomes hilarious. What a terrific sense of bizarre reality this lends the film (like kids in a perpetual "am not"/"are too" argument).Hartley's weaves all of a small neighborhood's idiosyncrasies into a tapestry of seeming stereotypes but which delves far beneath the surface, the catalyst being that everyone believes they know what the "unbelievable truth" of the title is, yet no two people can agree (including our hero) on what exactly that truth is. A wonderful little movie with some big ideas.