终极三国2017

小梨花二人转艺术团接到匿名邀请，来到二龙湖村演出。一路上团里的名角一声雷（柴宝玉 饰）和六岁红（闫晶贻 饰）练习唱段时的腻歪劲，让六德子（张浩 饰）很是吃醋，甚至被安排独自住在土房。不料自打六德子住进土房，怪事接二连三的发生，几番打听房子主人蒋老头不久前刚刚惨死，一时间人心惶惶......

大宋仁宗年间，风调雨顺，国泰民安，惟天子皇叔里阳王赵珏心存歹念，勾结君山飞钗太保钟雄、黑狼山金面神蓝萧据水旱两路，意图不轨。里阳王义子杭州霸王庄庄主罗强特派庄内高手花蝴蝶花冲带人潜入大内盗取金龙珍珠冠待事成之后作为献礼以取悦襄阳王。展昭追踪花冲，被花冲暗器所伤，后为渔女洪水灵所救。马强得知展昭没有死，杀花冲灭口，并迁怒钟雨洁。钟为马强夫人，却与昭订下生死之盟。展昭伤愈后不辞而别，前往杭州。洪水灵父亲被霸王庄尾随而来的杀手杀死。马强得知展昭前往霸王庄路上，计划堵截。展昭一路遇到霸王庄高手截杀暗算，后路逢前来挑战的白玉堂，展昭支走白玉堂。洪水灵孤身一人前往杭州寻找展昭遇到浪子非礼，被白玉堂所救。马强得知展昭已到杭州，忙商议对策。马强之妹马萍目空一切，单独挑战展昭，为展昭所败。洪水灵也来到杭州，在街头碰见霸王庄总管，被骗到霸王庄。霸王庄的军师沈仲元伙同马强，假称自己也是展昭朋友，将洪水灵留下。展昭独闯霸王庄，陷入机关被俘。马强的妻子钟以性命相救。洪水灵为马萍所杀。展昭和白玉堂联手剿灭霸王庄，复夺九龙冠。

柯尔爵士（乔什·怀特豪斯 Josh Whitehouse 饰）本是生活在中世纪的一名骑士，哪知道却被女巫做法，传送到了现代的俄亥俄州，此时的这里正值圣诞前夕，整个城市都洋溢着欢快的节日气氛。可是 ，这气氛却半点都没有感染到生活在这里的女教师布鲁奇（瓦妮莎·哈金斯 Vanessa Hudgens 饰），她刚刚离开一段失败的感情，整个人都被阴云所笼罩。在这样的情况下，不知所措的柯尔爵士和布鲁奇相遇了，善良的布鲁奇收留了无家可归的柯尔，教他如何在现代社会里生存下去，随着时间的推移，两人之间结下了真挚的友谊。柯尔爵士发现，自己被传送到现代，是为了完成某种使命的，只要完成任务，他就可以回到属于自己的年代。

典型的早期日式朋克电影，黑白影像+连续而晃动的手提摄影+朋克乐，石井当年就是以此片出道的。。。This extremely hectic and nearly headache-inducing short by the Japanese punk demigod Sogo Ishii is definitely one of the craziest and most experimental art-house movies I ever had the pleasure of seeing on a big screen (during a special revolving on the director).After the two hugely different but already influential long-feature films "Panic High School" and "Crazy Thunder Road", Ishii finally made the punk-short he clearly dreamed of making ever since the beginning. "Shuffle" is based on comic strip and doesn't really have a story to tell. The camera just very creatively follows a man as he's running out of his apartment and down the streets. He's running from the cops, because he murdered his girlfriend, but he's also running towards the pimp who stole her from him, for vengeance. 30 minutes of playtime only to depict a man running down some streets seems long, but Ishii somehow manages to make it fascinating by presenting a non-stop series of imaginative camera tricks, lighting techniques and unique sound-editing. The visuals are groundbreaking and far ahead of their time. The colors continuously fade out and back in, the camera is put in every possible perspective there is and the music is really loud and stimulating. "Shuffle" often looks like an exercise for Ishii's next big project "Burst City" and it definitely was a great source of influence for future Asian filmmakers like Takashi Miike and Shinya Tsukamoto. You can't really call it a great film, because there are almost no dialogs or character drawings, but it surely guarantees half a hour of adrenalin-rushing spectacle.