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南唐后主李煜爱好诗同，处理国事则优柔寡断。宋太祖赵匡胤欲征服南唐，遣使入唐，要李煜入宋朝觐。李煜派老臣徐铉与御弟为代表入宋，御弟被扣作人质。徐铉返国后，李煜听信谗言，拘重臣林仁肇等下狱；林等自杀以表忠贞。栋梁摧折，国运倾颓。赵匡胤率大军攻南唐，金陵失守。李煜与周后沦为降臣，幽禁小楼。赵匡胤驾崩，其弟光义即位，是为太宗。光义垂涎周后美色，欲强幸；周后力拒，光义无奈只有释放周后，但已暗伏杀机。他藉辞李煜填词言称"故国不堪回首月明中"，有思念故国之意，赐酒将李煜毒死；周后也饮下壶中余酒，实践同生共死之约。

纳粹军队在爱琴海上的某希腊小岛上，安装了两支火力超强的巨炮，威协到邻近岛屿英军的安危，于是六名同盟国与希腊士兵受英国之命，在军官法兰克林少校的带领下潜入该岛，与岛上游击队会合后，执行摧毁巨炮的任务。但是，当法兰克林少校在任务中受伤后，凯西上校因为经验不足而坏了大事。不久后，他们发觉小队中有叛徒，导致凯西上校、爆破专家米勒下士与希腊游击队员安德瑞亚之间起了嫌隙。这六名壮士是否能完成这项艰巨的任务呢？

屌丝小妖王大锤（白客 饰），他生来便与常人不同，两耳尖尖，又有些小法力，总是自诩本地妖王。但让他万万没想到的是，在遇到唐僧师徒四人组后，他的命运发生了逆转；而对于唐僧师徒四人组来说，遇见王大锤也是无比郁闷的第八十二难。双方因此上演了一出相爱相杀，令人捧腹的奇幻冒险。

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.