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少见又诱人的田中绢代和三船敏郎，一刚一柔的对比已经很好看，更离奇是，刚的是女，柔的是男，而横陈的肉体、欲望的对象，竟是三船敏郎这个猛男！银座珠宝店老板娘每周到乡下陪伴养病的丈夫，这天上门的出诊医生是个新来的，她份外觉得亲切。两人的命运相遇在片首，木下行云流水的推轨镜，让两个撞鹿的心都没有回路走，女的急步、男的衣裳或无衣裳，甚至白鞋、婚戒等统统都是恋恋的对象。木下最好看的行者镜头此中寻。

新中国成立后，我国组建了第一支火车女司机培训队，学员来自祖国各地。她们的教练、老司机陆师傅（苏绘 饰）重男轻女，不认为这帮整天叽叽喳渣的妇女能成什么气侯。孙桂兰（舒绣文 饰）自幼没上过多少学，学习很吃力，领导上派小张（叶小珠 饰）帮助她。好强的冯小梅（赵抒音 饰）决心向孙桂兰发起挑战，虚心的孙桂兰欣然应允。结果在机车检查分组比赛中，冯小梅拉了全组后腿，孙桂兰则大获全胜。后来，冯小梅在驾车路考中突发意外，孙桂兰沉着冷静地排除了险情。通过耳闻目睹，冯小梅和陆师傅各自检讨了自身的不良思想和错误。不久后，她们成长为合格的女司机......

A doctor's wife tires of his obsession with model trains, and spends her days wondering about the son she gave up for adoption at birth. While eating at a roadside cafe, she encounters a British hitchhiker, who turns out to be her son. They spend time together trying to find a bond. The son begins to hate the husband, and the wife begins worrying about the safety of her husband and his train set. Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}For this psychological drama, Dennis Potter reworked his 1974 TV play, Schmoedipus, transposing the setting from London to the United States. The title "Track 29" is taken from the lyrics of "Chattanooga Choo Choo." Distraught and dreamy Linda Henry (Theresa Russell) complains to her husband, surgeon Henry Henry (Christopher Lloyd), about their sex-less, childless marriage, but he's obsessed with his basement model railroad layout and also engaged in an affair with a nurse (Sandra Bernhard). When mysterious stranger Martin (Gary Oldman) drops in on Linda, he claims to be her long-lost illegitimate son. As seen in flashbacks, the 16-year-old Linda was raped at a carnival by a man (Gary Oldman) who resembles Martin. Subsequent events hint at Martin as a delusion, a product erupting from Linda's fantasy world. Written by Bhob Stewart {bhob@genie.com}

被员工认为是没钱赚，没士气，没前途，没妞泡的老字号梅花油公司，周一到周六的上班生活枯燥无味。员工个个空虚懒散，毫无纪律性，上班迟到更是家常便饭。周先生（詹瑞文 饰）是这家公司的经理，喜欢调戏女员工，克扣员工工资。而公司还有缺乏性爱的会计小虾（杨诗敏 饰），猥琐的行政阿泰（邓智坚 饰），天然呆的性感秘书Rachel（吕慧仪 饰）和年老色衰的清洁员大姨妈几位职员。几个人过着打工仔的生活，终日性幻想无所事事。然而有一天，周经理接到大老板的电话，公司被中国成人保健集团收购，公司人事和市场面临全新调配。感到危机的几人决定统一战线，一致对抗新公司。一袭人来到新公司，新公司的总裁Pink（赵彤 饰）在入职第一天就宣布，他们划入催情香薰油部门，薪资将上涨百分之五十，然而几人中，将有人面临裁员。面对这惨烈的竞争，几人只得打起十二分的精神加入到新公司的培训中…该片改编自舞台剧《潮性办公室》。