中央五套

兩個缺憾，造就一個完美荒謬的人生喜劇。女人，因為「切去乳房」買到房子，男人，卻因為「裝上假奶」買到了房子。男人帶著女人，展開一場尋找自己「假奶」的奇幻旅程......

足迹遍及全日本的寅次郎这次以为叔叔患上了重病，决定返回故乡柴又，暂住叔叔和婶婶家，当然又惹下了不少麻烦。在机缘巧合下，寅次郎搬进一家豆腐店居住，并对老板娘的女儿节子产生了好感。可惜节子已有心上人，寅次郎这次注定又要失恋了。

裴刚（欧威 饰）自幼受到奶奶（付碧辉 饰）的溺爱，性格飞扬跋扈，桀骜不驯。在一次口角之中，裴刚受人陷害被迫杀死三人，被捕入狱，判处死刑，秋后问斩。尽管奶奶和刑曹（周少卿 饰）想方设法想要挽救裴刚，但裴刚拒不配合，对自己的罪行供认不讳。裴刚为家中三代单传，为了裴家不断子绝孙，奶奶将名为莲儿（唐宝云 饰）的女子送入牢中，让裴刚传宗接代。当夜，奶奶冻死在路边，裴刚得知此事良心发现痛不欲生，他和莲儿之间亦产生了真挚的感情结为夫妻。随着时间的推移，裴刚处刑的日子越来越近，此时莲儿的腹中已经怀上了裴刚的骨肉。牢头（葛香婷 饰）被裴刚和莲儿的经历所打动，想要偷偷放跑裴刚，却遭到了后者的严词拒绝。

A doctor's wife tires of his obsession with model trains, and spends her days wondering about the son she gave up for adoption at birth. While eating at a roadside cafe, she encounters a British hitchhiker, who turns out to be her son. They spend time together trying to find a bond. The son begins to hate the husband, and the wife begins worrying about the safety of her husband and his train set. Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}For this psychological drama, Dennis Potter reworked his 1974 TV play, Schmoedipus, transposing the setting from London to the United States. The title "Track 29" is taken from the lyrics of "Chattanooga Choo Choo." Distraught and dreamy Linda Henry (Theresa Russell) complains to her husband, surgeon Henry Henry (Christopher Lloyd), about their sex-less, childless marriage, but he's obsessed with his basement model railroad layout and also engaged in an affair with a nurse (Sandra Bernhard). When mysterious stranger Martin (Gary Oldman) drops in on Linda, he claims to be her long-lost illegitimate son. As seen in flashbacks, the 16-year-old Linda was raped at a carnival by a man (Gary Oldman) who resembles Martin. Subsequent events hint at Martin as a delusion, a product erupting from Linda's fantasy world. Written by Bhob Stewart {bhob@genie.com}