徐老师来巡山全

木匠神人鲁班留下一本秘笈《缺一门》，根据书里的提示制造木艺，能有惊人效果；然而此书却有一副作用，即拥有此书者，总不能十全十美，永远有不可预料的祸处在等待。若干年前，“鲁班传人”江南鹤带着这本秘笈出宫，凭着书内记载制造出快乐摇摇椅——让人返老还童。这引起了乾柜女老板和她骈头小六的歹心，他们谋害了江南鹤，并夺走了《缺一门》。明朝太子朱笑天（立威廉 饰）一心成为鲁班那样的顶级木匠，微服出宫寻找《缺一门》，结识了江南鹤的师妹唐小蝶（黄奕 饰）。当他们发现江南鹤已经被老板娘杀害后，一路追寻老板娘到龙门镇——那里正准备着热闹的抛绣球之夜，龙门镇的名门望族南宫家正在招婿，乱打乱撞的老板娘和小六成为了京城艺人，而朱笑天更是接到了绣球。各路人马一起上演这场缤纷闹剧。为了《缺一门》，大家都在拼命用力；然而，当它到手后才明白，自己最想得到的，恰恰就是永不能得到的。

导演：王天林编剧：张爱玲摄影：范杰剪接：王朝曦制片：王植波监制：林永泰出品：电懋主演：梁醒波、刘恩甲、白露明、钟情1964 / 黑白 / 111分钟南北系列来到第三部，南北的分歧作为引子，戏剧的发展和冲突，主要来自梁醒波易弁而钗的“姑妈”身上。故事桥段脱胎自英国话剧《真假姑母》，刘恩甲反对女儿与广东人田青交往，被公司指派巴结来港投资地产的华侨女富商却正是田的姑妈。姑妈临时改期来港，田只好找来友人扮女人顶替，于是反串、误会、错摸、博懵、谎言……，祖师奶奶制造出一连串笑料，把闹剧进行到底。张爱玲看通香港的拜金现象，也深明戏剧的卖点，不但继续要梁醒波、刘恩甲打到滚地葫芦，还安排钟情、白露明泳装上场。姑妈的两位追求者是看钱份上，而两位女主角面对爱情，视作世界上最伟大的事业，最后得偿所愿成为“结婚员”。

故事发生在西班牙的赛尔维城，璜（Christopher Rydell 饰）和吉利巴（Guillermo Montesinos 饰）是生活在那里的两名青年，他们拥有共同的梦想，那就是成为斗牛士。在一场成功的比赛之后，璜如愿的实现了他的梦想，成为了当时最为顶尖的斗牛士，不仅如此，他还得到了美人卡门（安娜·托伦特 Ana Torrent 饰）的青睐，两人携手步入了婚姻的殿堂。索尔（莎朗·斯通 Sharon Stone 饰）是当时有名的交际花，虽然已经有了妻室，但是璜却依然难挡索尔的魅力，和她走到了一起，背叛了当初的誓言，这让心碎的卡门决定离开璜。随着时间的推移，索尔的本性渐渐暴露，她的无情和自私让璜开始后悔自己的选择。

*Shinjuku Mad* was one ofKoji Wakamatsu's six films from 1970. Grim and gritty, stark and steady, burdened with anti-moralizing, generously padded with sex, and totally redeemed by a soundtrack that needs to be released NOW. I knew nothing about this film, loading it up on to my laptop, and every last one of this film's sixty-sixty minutes kept me riveted.Bear with me. The film opens with the band cycling through a jazzy rave-up, the black and images depict dead Japanese throughout a modern city. From the alleyways of the slums, to center of the park, you catch glimpses of bodies everywhere. This introduction is capped off by a lingering shot of a blood-soaked naked woman, face down. By this point, the band has reached a sort of peak. There's a cut, the band changes the direction of the song a bit, and then we're treated to a series of exterior shots from downtown, the lunch hour, maybe. You see a lot of storefronts and stairwells, people moving about. All of the people in these splices are done in negative image.What follows can only be described as harrowing. After the credits, the reel switches to color. We're treated to the on-screen stabbing of a young man in a toga, his attackers strip his special lady-friend of her toga, spend about two minutes smearing her breasts with still-warm blood, and then take turns raping her. She doesn't seem to put up much of a fight. The scene is lensed with all of the enthusiasm of a television spot for a whole foods market.Well, that's a fucked up way to start a movie. If you're still reading, I'll have you know the brutality eases up a little, but the camera's tendency to seek out each scene's more lurid details is relentless. The band never lets up, either. Another constant feature of the film is the protagonist's alienation from society. That's a pretty dated-concept, in a way. This film is cashing in on what could loosely be called the Existential demographic in 1970's Japan. Parts of it could have been written by Oe. Others by Mishima. It definitely, at times, addresses a bit of that lingering air of revolution, but more on that later.The father of the kid stabbed in Technicolor shows up in the nest reel, in the same apartment his son was murdered in. This confused, grieving father asks a totally baked Shoko Asahara for information about the events leading up to his son's death. The long-haired no-goodnik is toking on a Sharpie-sized doobie. He gets so fucking high he passes out and the dad is left there in the empty apartment, getting a major contact-buzz.So, the plot is basically that kind of exchange in larger and larger settings, intercut with glorious shots of the disillusioned father walking through industrial slums. The father, searching for the "Why" to his son's death goes on his quest and pisses just about everyone he comes into contact with off. He goes into subway stations and totally kills some beatniks' buzzes. Then he bullies a Hare Krishna ROCK AND ROLL SUPERSTAR and his belly-dancing percussionist at a park. Then he heads off to a bar, and we're treated to what must have been Tokyo's Greatest Garage Band getting low-down and sleazy here. This scene pretty much sums up what the film is about. As you dig the scuzz and the fuzz, the camera catches all manner of degeneracy and wanton reefer-use. And the bar has no less than three groups of people making out. And they get excessive with the groping.Eventually, the father catches the ringleader of the vicious band of murderer-rapists. "Shinjuku Mad," is his name. After an unbelievably long and convoluted exchange between the protagonist and Shinjuku Mad, it comes out that Mad and the boys are rebelling against all of Japan. It's open season on everyone but them. His son was only a casualty, nothing personal. Their intent is to go on rebelling against society through random acts of violence against people and property.After going through all the trouble of finding Shinjuku Mad, the old man's mind is blown by revolution for revolution's sake. After a few pummellings, he manages to turn the fight around. He winds up leaving with a nude girl that had been tied to a post for the entire scene.He goes back to the apartment his son was murdered in to find his special lady-friend naked with six other dope-smoking cats grooving on free love and blue balls.He decides he's happier with Shinjuku Mad alive and kicking, the band is at another one of its high points, and the camera pans out to the railroad yard, telephones wires, and the bare sides of modern buildings.That was Japan, thirty-seven years ago.