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小吃摊老板阉鸡（陈松勇 饰）娶了银花（陈淑芳 饰）为妻，阉鸡是好色之徒，本以为结婚后性福就有了保障，哪知道银花个性十分保守冷淡，甚至开始吃斋念佛，令阉鸡的一腔欲念无处发泄。某日，阉鸡家隔壁搬来了一个名叫月里（陈素珍 饰）的年轻寡妇，两人惺惺相惜最终走到了一起。然而很快，阉鸡的婚外情便曝了光，月里被迫搬离此地，而阉鸡亦因为四处沾花惹草染上了性病，不得不乖乖的待在家里，过了一段无欲无念的日子。病好之后，本性难移的阉鸡看上了来家中帮忙家事的哑女，几次三番之后，哑女竟然怀孕了。直到这时，银花才发现是自己的冷淡造成了丈夫的痛苦，她追悔莫及。

本片改编自日本作家山田风太郎的同名巨著《甲贺忍法帖》。于2005年9月在日本上映，总投资达15亿日元。1614年德川家康主宰天下期间，两个长久以来处于敌对的忍者村落——伊贺与甲贺，为了维护和平，二方祖先便订立了约定，互不往来但定期比武决胜负。两个忍者村落的个别继承人胧（仲间由纪惠 饰）与弦之介（小田切让 饰）在偶然不知彼此身分之下相遇认识，进而坠入情网，但悲惨的宿命却正等候着他们两人。德川为了确实掌握政权，于是展开政治密谋，挑起两边村落间的冲突与对立，进而消灭对方的种族。此时胧与弦之介将被迫成为敌人，两人必须背负起家族使命展开决斗……

在两伊战争时期，一群逃难的教师背着黑板在荒原上行走，他们中间有一个叫萨义德（萨义德•莫哈默迪Said Mohamadi 饰）的男人，胸怀非常远大的抱负，那就是让村里的孩子都能阅读，通过知识改变自己的命运，摆脱窘迫的困境。为此，他放弃了跟富家女成亲的机会，毅然决然地踏上了教授孩子读书的道路。他和同伴为了生计，脱离了大部队。萨义德后来终于收了一位好学的弟子，在成年人赌博的时候，他教弟子写下名字、爱等字眼，然而谁想师徒二人遭到飞来横祸……萨义德的同伴遇到了一群迷路的伊拉克难民，后者出钱要他做向导，从此他的人生轨迹得以转变。这两个教师多舛的命运仿佛是那个时代挥之不去的阴影……本片获得第56届戛纳国际电影节获评委会奖。

Dear Brigitte is one of the funniest comedies from the 1960s, about a tone-deaf, color-blind boy genius with one interest: Brigitte Bardot. James Stewart plays professor Robert Leaf, a typical college professor (when speaking of college professors typical means liberal, but this was 40 years ago and labels change). Leaf teaches poetry, lives in a houseboat in San Francisco, vocally opposes nuclear power and progress in general. He has an original way to make the family stick together - family concerts. His daughter calls him square. Leaf's 8-year old son Erasmus is played by Billy Mumy (Sammy the Way Out Seal, Lost In Space, Bless The Beasts & Children, Three Wishes). Leaf hopes to find artistic genius of some sort in his only son, and nurtures him in music, painting, literature, etc. But Leaf is disappointed, to put it mildly, when it turns out Erasmus has a gift for math, can out-think the colleges newest computer, instantly compute horse-race winners. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but Erasmus had been writing to Bardot regularly, and after the family comes to depend on his ability, his love-sickness causes a mental block. Glynis Johns (Father's Delicate Condition, The Cabinet of Caligari, Mary Poppins) plays Leaf's wife. Ed Wynn (Requiem For A Heavyweight, Mary Poppins) is a neighbor / captain / narrator. Other cast include Fabian, Cindy Carol, John Williams, Jesse White, Jack Kruschen, and James Brolin in an early bit part. Brigitte Bardot appears at the end.