松岛正二

故事发生在解放前的北京。丐帮首领牛二爷（韩善绪 饰）整天带一帮泼皮横行市井，孙豆汁（梁庆刚 饰）因没孝敬牛二，豆汁摊被牛二捣毁，儿子孙六（吴卫东 饰）血气方刚，非要找牛二拼命。烤肉铺刘掌柜与孙六同时相中李窝脖（王宁生 饰）的闺女李淑英（吴炜玲 饰），无奈孙六人穷志短，只好加入丐帮，仰仗牛二势力摆平了刘掌柜。孙豆汁见儿子当了混混，一气之下将他赶出家门，淑英见孙六如此不争气，只好皈依了佛门。谷掌柜与刘掌柜结怨已久，牛二为从中渔利，关健时刻出卖了孙六。孙六看透了牛二险恶用心，他抢走牛二的龙鞭，在祖始爷帮衬下成为了混混首领。上任伊始，他带人砸了刘掌柜的烤肉店，孙豆汁扬言要跟孙六断绝父子关系......

将《奥特曼》TV版里面抽出実相寺監督的15、22、23、34、35话再编集而成。

Playing with both a structural principle of the cinematic medium (the synchronization of sound and image) and one of its core dimensions (to function as a machine for the reproduction of ghosts) with boundless gusto, the greatest polymath of the 1970s New York avant-garde devotes this first part of his Hapax Legomena cycle to nostalgia. He sets it, though, in brackets and openly wonders: can we feel nostalgia for the present? Via a sequence of 13 shots, each of which sees a photograph Hollis took of the New York arts scene ritually burned on a stove while the narrator has already moved on to describing the next still, this classicist poet, photographer, sculptor, critic, and filmmaker who set cinema on a new course explores the limits of representation, rescinding and resurrecting the capacity of the image to speak of reality.源自：

A single, gay man schemes creative ways to have a hunky repairman continue to have to come back to his house to fix things, but suddenly the fantasies become more than either of them expected.