真三国无双

由三个互相没有关联的小故事组成。并不想讲述多么高深的道理，只是如标题所说，讲了几个内心想讲的烂笑话。——老番茄

典型的早期日式朋克电影，黑白影像+连续而晃动的手提摄影+朋克乐，石井当年就是以此片出道的。。。This extremely hectic and nearly headache-inducing short by the Japanese punk demigod Sogo Ishii is definitely one of the craziest and most experimental art-house movies I ever had the pleasure of seeing on a big screen (during a special revolving on the director).After the two hugely different but already influential long-feature films "Panic High School" and "Crazy Thunder Road", Ishii finally made the punk-short he clearly dreamed of making ever since the beginning. "Shuffle" is based on comic strip and doesn't really have a story to tell. The camera just very creatively follows a man as he's running out of his apartment and down the streets. He's running from the cops, because he murdered his girlfriend, but he's also running towards the pimp who stole her from him, for vengeance. 30 minutes of playtime only to depict a man running down some streets seems long, but Ishii somehow manages to make it fascinating by presenting a non-stop series of imaginative camera tricks, lighting techniques and unique sound-editing. The visuals are groundbreaking and far ahead of their time. The colors continuously fade out and back in, the camera is put in every possible perspective there is and the music is really loud and stimulating. "Shuffle" often looks like an exercise for Ishii's next big project "Burst City" and it definitely was a great source of influence for future Asian filmmakers like Takashi Miike and Shinya Tsukamoto. You can't really call it a great film, because there are almost no dialogs or character drawings, but it surely guarantees half a hour of adrenalin-rushing spectacle.

海湾战争终于结束了。三个好兄弟阿奇（乔治·克鲁尼 George Clooney 饰）、特洛伊（马克·沃尔伯格 Mark Wahlberg 饰）和埃尔金（艾斯·库珀 Ice Cube 饰）准备在退役前结结实实捞上一笔，那样他们退役后就能舒舒服服地享受人生了。可不要以为他们 在异想天开，其实他们早就在伊拉克听到坊间传闻：总统萨达姆暗中收藏了一批从科威特偷来的黄金在他的秘密碉堡内。恰巧兄弟三人从伊拉克的一名战俘的屁眼处发现了一张萨达姆秘密碉堡的地图，于是三人经过准备，往夺宝之路进发……

数年前，人类以超级战舰“轰天号”，在南极击溃“哥吉拉”，并且将“哥吉拉”封印在地底下。但是地球除了“哥吉拉”以外，还有许许多多的怪兽，对各大人类都市虎视眈眈。于是，人类成立了“地球防卫部”，专门对付各种怪兽的入侵。而地球防卫部最强大的成员，就是当年封印哥吉拉的“轰天号”以及其舰长“道格拉斯·戈登上校”。此外，为了应付怪兽对人类造成的困扰，地球防卫部特别甄选了有特殊能力的人类，这些“超人类”拥有普通人类所没有的“M染色体”，让这些人类拥有比普通人更强大的体能跟敏捷性，以应付怪兽的攻击，其中的佼佼者就是“尾崎真一少尉”。就在不久之前，人们挖到一个巨大怪物的遗骸，而且怪物拥有机械跟生物的本质，怀疑能够将生物跟机械结合起来的怪物应该来自于外太空。不久，尾崎真一收到来自婴儿岛“小美人”的警告，这个怪物是当年被“魔斯拉”给封印的“盖刚”，盖刚的出现代表着人类的危机。就在盖刚出土不久，世界各地突然在同一时间，遭受到了各大怪物的攻击，一时之间让地球防卫部忙的焦头烂额。但是突然出现的神秘飞行器，却将这些怪物全部都带走。这些自称“X星人”的外星来访客，声明自己是人类的朋友，要跟人类建立起同盟关系，更声称有一个巨大的星球即将撞上地球。但是在尾崎真一还有道格拉斯等人的调查之下，发现根本就没有神秘星球要撞击地球。而那些怪兽根本就是外星人侵略地球所释放的，X星人根本是要把人类当作粮食来利用。虽然外星人的真面目被揭穿，但是外星人拥有不可思议的超能力，还有手下听命于外星人的巨大怪物。地球防卫军最后被歼灭，只剩下轰天号还苟延残喘著。此时，道格拉斯想出一个大胆的计策，就是解开南极哥吉拉的封印，让代表地球最强大怪物的哥吉拉，去面对这些外星来的侵略者....