江教授的日常生活-1-安生

本片乃张彻导演的武侠神话电影，描述汉末三国分立，魏武帝曹操（白彪），初为汉相，挟天子之令诸侯；东吴孙策（赵国），骁勇善战，据有江东，人比项羽，称之小霸王，与曹敌袁绍联盟。时有道人于吉（程天赐），修练「神通术」，以符水治病，甚得众心，人称「于神仙」；孙以于妖言惑众，执而囚之，以时正天旱，令其求雨，不得则杀之。于果嘘气成雨，众皆罗拜，孙更怒，立命斩之，但于道术已成，被斩元神脱体飞出，反戏弄孙……

小男孩没事（孙天宇 饰）跟养父罗秉文（黄磊 饰）相依为命。5岁时，没事语出惊人，说自己来自火星人，令其父很是无奈。罗秉文为某公司高级白领，风骚同事Tina（谢娜 饰）暗恋着他，不但暗送秋波还激情示爱，但均被罗秉文婉言谢绝。倒是顶头上司陆小凤（刘仪伟 饰）对她情有独钟。罗秉文喜欢的是没事的幼儿园老师陈雨（关悦 饰）。不过，没事整天闯祸，搞得两人焦头烂额，大家都开始相信没事是个火星人。财神（王晶 饰）跟陆小凤谈生意，其实另有图谋。他想骗钱十万，用于股市救急，没成想东窗事发。此时，没事离家出走，陆小凤和Tina刚找到他，就被财神一伙绑架了。财神发现了没事具有超能力的秘密，而罗秉文等人则要维护正义，一场对决就此展开……

东北小镇，白事先生张英豪和卖狐皮的王元顺意气相投。但背地里王元顺却与张英豪的媳妇李文红有染。李文红怀上了王元顺的孩子，王元顺决定杀死张英豪。然而他雇佣来的杀手竟屡屡失手。王元顺杀人不成反被杀手讹钱。无奈之下，他开始挑拨杀手们的关系……一年后，一具尸体惊现废井。警方确定王元顺有重大作案嫌疑。可王元顺却已离奇失踪，仿佛人间蒸发……

Chan-woo, who has been studying to become a police officer for 5 years, joins his friends for dinner to ask for the money to apply for his exam and ends up getting drunk. He completely blacks out and wakes up not remembering what happened in his next door neighbor's room. Not only that, he finds a bloody corpse in the middle of the room. He hurries back to his room and tries to report the incident but he had forgotten his phone in the other room. But the door is locked and he has to resort to using a rope to swing to the next door room outside the window. Once the phone is recovered, he cannot go back because of a group of cultists who are evangelizing the neighbors in the hallway. He knows it’s the last day to apply for his exam and gets antsy as time is running out.