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After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

The Jesuit is the alias of a man who was wrongly accused and became imprisoned. When The Jesuit discovers that his wife has been murdered and his son kidnapped and taken to Mexico, he elaborates a complex and dangerous plan to rescue his son and avenge the death of his deceased wife.

一个偷车贼（小鬼黄鸿升饰）在警局做笔录，却讲了另一个头脑不好的中年胖男子，一辈子最大梦想是想竟是考上机车驾照的荒谬故事。故事讲了半天，终於结束了，但是漂亮的女警（赖雅妍饰）没有发现，原来偷车贼的人生才正开始…。◆ 导演的话：以轻松的荒谬形式，藉由偷车贼胡迪尼述说著一个笨蛋的冗长故事开场，缓慢的镜头下隐藏著荒谬喜感，漫画式的叙事风格，两条叙事线的交错，所产生的效应交织出一段撼动人心的惊喜。这是个简单的故事，小小的梦想，但希望可以让人快乐…

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