在荒凉而充满野性的美国西部，荒原的腹地坐落着一个孤寂的小镇。牛仔汤姆悠哉游哉地生活于此，他的一大乐趣就是戏弄可怜的杰瑞，先任其逃跑，然后从容地抛出绳索套住杰瑞。如是再三，乐此不疲。这一天，引擎的轰鸣声引起了汤姆的注意。一辆考究的老爷车带来了美丽性感的游客——雌猫图丝。见到这个尤物，汤姆不禁怦然心动，体内荷尔蒙呈几何数级增长。他转瞬之间传来了最威武的行头，牛了牛气地走到图丝面前，展现他所谓的雄风。在此之后，汤姆招来吉他唱起了快乐的德州情歌。一旁的杰瑞自然不爽汤姆拿自己撑门面的做法，他想方设法要破坏汤姆的好事……

通过拍摄浮世绘画面讲述葛氏北斋的一生。

在一个平静的日子里，女主人哼着小曲拖地板，整座房子被她打扫得干干净净，她满心欢喜欣赏着自己的劳动果实。然而这份喜悦与满足却并未延续太久，此时门外传来一阵吵闹，原来是汤姆和杰瑞再次展开他们永无止境的追逐战。追逐过程中，两个小家伙跌入泥坑，可是他们还不管不顾地追逐。从屋外到屋内，干净的地板马上就布满肮脏的脚印。女主人自然十分光火，她责令汤姆将地板拖干净，并且在她外出购物期间务必保持屋内的整洁。汤姆连连点头保证，而小老鼠似乎冒出了什么鬼点子。女主人刚刚出门，杰瑞就对房间开始了大破坏，烟灰、蓝墨水比比皆是，可怜的汤姆为此疲于奔命……

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.