提斯先生是一个神经过敏的单身汉，由于久居都市，缺乏调济，变得疑神疑鬼，终于有一天，他竟然发觉自己患了一种怪病，能够一眼望穿面前女子的衣裙，直视到佳人玉体横陈。这一天赋异禀由不得他自制，时刻盘据在身，甚至在牙医手术椅上待诊时，护士小姐的豪乳也似乎直逼眼前，令他窘态毕露，最后不得不夺门而出，四处求医。

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It's 1846. Sweeney Todd and Anthony Hope, greeted only by a crazed beggar woman, sail into London, where Todd implies he has been before but not in quite some time. Todd heads to his old stomping grounds of Fleet Street, where he runs across the pie shop belonging to Mrs. Nellie Lovett, who professes to make the worst meat pies in London due to the high cost of meat. The upstairs of her building has sat empty since no one wants to rent a space that is considered haunted by its long ago tenant, barber Benjamin Barker who was falsely accused and ultimately sentenced by the sadistic Judge Turpin and who was shipped away to prison in Australia, leaving his wife Lucy and infant daughter Johanna alone in the world. Todd comes to an agreement with Mrs. Lovett to rent the upstairs of her building so that he can open his own barber shop. A series of incidents, including one with rival barber Senor Pirelli, make Todd change his focus slightly away from having a choice encounter with Judge ... Written by Huggo