浩瀚深邃的宇宙深处，有一颗奶酪行星。星球上的机器人不辞辛苦开垦奶酪矿，并一批批地运往仓库。另一边的秘密基地里，小老鼠杰瑞操纵它的机器老鼠前往矿区，趁机器人不注意混入其中，把偷来的奶酪装入机舱内。在总控制室，宇宙警察汤姆百无聊赖地盯着监视器，突然他发现形迹可疑的机器老鼠，于是连忙派出机器猫半路截住机器鼠，人赃并获，汤姆好不得意。转眼到了午餐时间，汤姆一个箭步冲到食堂，谁知前面的机器人都吃饱了饭，他却饿着肚子回来。通过监视器，汤姆发现准备外出觅食的杰瑞，美食当前，岂能错过。外太空的科幻战争由此拉开序幕……

吕柔（容祖儿 饰）在度假村开设了一间宠物店，继而认识了经营烧烤场的黄兴贵（刘青云 饰）。阿贵脸上有一道奇怪的胎记，口上说不介意，但其实一直耿耿于怀因为这块胎记令自己失去了很多恋爱的机会，更令别人觉得他是坏人。小柔一直寻觅初恋情人阿Tim，阿贵积极相助。几经辛苦小柔找到了阿Tim，可是此时阿Tim已经有了女朋友，伤心不已的小柔一蹶不振，无心工作。幸好阿贵不断鼓励小柔，让她寄情于工作，期间二人情愫渐生。Tim受到了女友的背叛，小柔好心安慰，却让阿贵以为二人旧情复燃。刚好小柔受到了外国一间大学录取修读动物心理学，Tim也决定到外国散心。小柔离开之际，一直盼望能见上阿贵一面……

鹧鸪菜（洪金宝 饰）、犀牛皮（冯淬帆 饰）、大山地（吴耀汉 饰）、罗汉果（曾志伟）、花旗参（秦祥林 饰）、大力丸（成龙 饰）、巴巴拉（胡慧中 饰）和维奇（元彪 饰）等警察兄弟一起放大假出外旅游，岂料他们刚刚到达目的地就被上司通知马上回港执行任务。原来，香港富商冯先生遭杀手杀害，他的女儿冯小姐（关之琳 饰）和冯先生的好友刘先生现在随时都有生命危险。于是，为了保护两人，大力丸和助手贴身保护刘先生；而年轻漂亮的冯小姐则住到巴巴拉的家由犀牛皮等人保护，众人都想和这位漂亮开放到冯小姐搭上关系；维奇和巴巴拉住入冯家引诱杀手上钩。夏日里，一连串爆笑惊险的场面上演了！

Ginko, the daughter of a poor shoemaker Ginzo, a child was sold to a geisha. From a student she became a real geisha and made her debut under the name of “Peony”. Great anguish caused Ginko molestation host teahouse. In Ginko have a favorite person – doctor Kurisu, but she is forced to leave him and return home in Tokyo. But here, she had all the same poverty. Parents again sell Ginkgo, this time to the north. There she first landlord was going to marry her, but interferes with his mother, who has decided not to allow this marriage, shameful for the honor of the house. He eventually marries another girl. Caught in a quandary, Ginko returns to Tokyo and the third time it becomes a geisha. Hard work, constant bullying Ginko adjusted to the disease. Mistress of her first promises to break a contract in which she serves as Ginko, but when Ginko finally recovers, the owner easily abandons his promises and demands that Ginko continued to work on it.