美玉（廉晶雅 饰）在海边城市某中学担任老师，她美丽的外表下是泼辣勇敢的个性，就连校长也忌讳她几分。新学期的第一天里，她照样保持自己火爆的性格，严厉要求学生。新转学来的女生高美南（李世英 饰）第一天上学便迟到了，美玉老师当然要大发雷霆了。没想到美南也不是省油的灯，两人大吵一架之后，美玉发现了美南的厉害，她决定有机会便报复美南。相春老师（李志勋 饰）刚刚转校到了美玉的学校，美玉马上被相春的风采迷住，极力追求相春老师。万万令人想不到，美南成为了美玉最大的情敌。决心要斗争到底的两人到底谁会胜利呢？面对两个差异极大的女生，相春又如何选择呢？

为了帮半工半读的男友江伟（庹宗华）分担压力，小渔（刘若英）从中国非法来到纽约做劳工，江伟急于摆脱生活的困境，说服小渔同现居纽约的意大利老头Mario（Daniel J. Travanti）假结婚，以便取得绿卡后自己也能入籍。Mario表面看来是欠了一屁股赌债的潦倒赌鬼，却有既风光又无奈的过去，小渔对他的身世了解后，开始对其进行无微不至的照顾，而Mario也被小渔的单纯打动，重新执笔开始写作，两人渐生界于父女与情人之间的微妙感情。当小渔终获绿卡时，Mario的身体状况变得非常糟糕，小渔不忍别他而去想留下再照顾他一段时间，遭到江伟的竭力反对，小渔走到选择的关口。

Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.

美丽的欧洲公主前往美国纽约，寻找到她六年前爱上的报纸专栏作家。在豪华的纽约酒店，她被一位善良的服务员误认为是女仆。酒店的行李员在遇到这名欧洲公主后也开始忽视他的女朋友。