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警界败类三哥（林正英 饰）席卷价值近一亿元的珠宝逃往日本，虽有鸡骨草（成龙 饰）和独角金（元彪 饰）两位干探跟踪追捕，但三哥仍为日本黑社会头目松本所救，鸡骨草二人也陷入危机。迫于公众形象限制，香港警方不愿动用本土警力。曹警司（曹达华 饰）找到正在服刑的罪犯鹧鸪菜（洪金宝 饰），希望借助他的力量将三哥引渡回港。鹧鸪菜随后集结孤儿院的好友花旗参（秦祥林 饰）、犀牛皮（冯淬帆 饰）、大生地（吴耀汉 饰）和罗汉果（曾志伟 饰）。在曹警司的威逼利诱下，五个笑料不断的和女警探霸王花踏上前往日本的旅程……

根据广西壮族民间传说改编而成的戏曲电影。砍柴女刘三姐（黄婉秋）以唱帮穷苦人解气的山歌名闻四乡，却也因此被视她为肉中刺的财主陷害，幸运捡得一条命后，她一路歌声沿江而下。老渔夫（张巨克）和儿子阿牛（刘世龙）通过歌声将她辨出，将她接入家中。远近乡民听闻，都赶来与刘三姐赛歌，以为她已人头落地的哥哥刘二（梁音）也因此机与她重逢。因为歌词中多处直揭财主对穷苦人的盘剥，乡民叫好同时亦令当地财主莫怀仁（夏宗学）极为恐慌。为防乡民暴动，莫怀仁想以淫威令刘三姐噤声，只换回自己的难堪，刘三姐言称若赛歌胜过她，她自不会开口再唱。刘二怕妹妹重蹈覆辙，想带她远走他处，但刘三姐誓要好好惩治莫怀仁。莫怀仁找来一帮酸臭文人信心满满与刘三姐赛歌，不想个个被她骂得狗血喷头。为让刘三姐屈服，莫怀仁暗中将她绑至府中，施以锦衣美食，只换来刘三姐的几声冷笑。早已与刘三姐暗中生情的阿牛、刘二及众乡民，则颇为担忧她的安危，正想办法将她营救。

一间平凡无奇的咖啡店，老板在打烊后回到二楼的住所，放松之际，突然被电脑萤幕中的自己给叫住，对方声称是来自两分钟后的自己。原来他的咖啡店和住所之间有两分钟的“时差”。随着店员和常客陆续加入验证，他们不仅好奇未来的自己，更试图将两分钟的时差延长，这样就有更多时间可以预见趋势而飞黄腾达。只是万万没想到，现实不可承受的逆转，竟指向意想不到的横祸。

Byeong-tae (Yoon Mun-seob), a philosophy major at Y University, goes to a group blind date and meets Young-ja (Lee Young-ok), who studies French literature at H University. The young men and women of the 1970s, who have grown up under the influence of a rapid influx of Western culture, agonize over college issues, family conflicts, and their future paths in life. But such struggles are self-derisive, and they can see no tomorrow waiting for them. Between Byeong-tae and Young-ja, there is no promise of love, of any kind. They simply meet, and exchange meaningless conversation. Meanwhile, Yeong-cheol (Ha Jae-young), who always rides a bike and declares every time he drinks that he will set off in search of a whale, has feelings for another girl he met on the blind date, named Sun-ja (Kim Young-suk). But Sun-ja rejects Yeong-cheol, who stammers, has no prospects, and was even turned down for military duty due to health reasons, and he falls into despair. With nothing to look forward to, Byeong-tae and Yeong-cheol head to the sea. Yeong-cheol, who boasted that he would catch a beautiful whale in the East Sea, commits suicide, and Byeong-tae enlists with the military. Young-ja comes to see him off, even though she said she wouldn't see him any more, and the two of them kiss through the open window of the train that will carry Byeong-tae away.