大决战平津战役

Set in an alternate WWI reality where a senseless war rages on, two soldiers on opposite sides of the conflict play a joyful game of chess. A heroic carrier pigeon delivers the soldiers' chess moves over the battlefield as the fighting escalates. Neither soldier knows his opponent as the game and the war builds to its climatic final move. Whoever wins the game, one thing is for certain: there are no winners in war.

在一次全国自行车锦标赛上，倒霉的职业车手耿浩（黄渤 饰）以0.01秒的微弱差距败给撞到狗屎运的对手，屈居亚军，随后他又遭奸商李法拉（九孔 饰）算计，因药检呈阳性而被终身禁赛，他的教练（马少骅 饰）因此气倒。多年后，耿浩靠开车运送水产为生，养活中风的教练，而当年的骗子李法拉则依靠其推销的补品“肾白银”大发其财。李嫌弃彪悍魁梧的老婆，因此雇用两个业余杀手（王双宝 & 巴多 饰）杀妻，结果杀手反被老婆买通；耿浩的教练急火攻心，一命呜呼，耿浩遵照师傅遗愿前去找李法拉讨说法，谁知反中了李的奸计；东海（戎祥 饰）所率领的台湾黑帮来到内地和泰国毒贩（Worapoj Thuantanon 饰）做生意，但耿浩和李法拉的争执引来了警车，也搅了他们的好事。原本不相干的几组人马，由于偶然的机缘而上演了连串好戏……

影片取材自同名小说，以二战为背景的奥德赛传奇，穿越多个时空和幻想场景。经Glenn Gould授权，该片采用了他演奏的巴赫音乐。Plot Summary forSlaughterhouse-Five (1972)"Listen: Billie Pilgrim has come unstuck in time." The opening words of the famous novel are the quickest summary of this haunting, funny film. Director Hill faithfully renders for the screen Vonnegut's obsessive story of Pilgrim, whosurvives the 1945 firebombing of Dresden, then lives simultaneously in his pastas a young American POW, in the future as a well-cared-for resident of a zoo on the planet Tralfamadore, and in the present as a middle-aged optometrist in Ilium, N.Y.Summary written by Anonymous

杰克·莱蒙扮演的男主角是一位服装制造商，本是一位能干的、有活力的人，对当时流行的各种价值观笃信不疑。在“水门事件”发生的那一年，由于他的工厂倒闭，他企图烧毁一座仓库以骗取保险金。结果收到与他作对的同事的指控。之后他终因事业的挫折、理想的幻灭，对生活失去了信心。