南海归墟16集电视剧西瓜影院

影片讲述了香港警察赵铁板（林威）因抓捕犯罪头子黑豹（狄威）惹下祸根，妻子与一双儿女被杀，赵因报仇追黑豹到地狱中，经过顽强拼杀，最终将罪犯绳之以法.

故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......

巴黎是艺术之都，于是故事不得不带着颜料味，吴镇宇是一位流浪画家，并且得上一种富有艺术气息的病症，在这病症惶惶终日，爱情许久远。杨恭如在上流场合里辗转，在一个切实的目标中寻觅，在爱情和金钱的天平上摇晃，就这样不期而遇上，开一场相互安慰的玩笑。吴镇宇、杨恭如来玩异国浪漫，在巴黎演一出新版的《秋天的童话》。《喜欢你》轻淡入戏，苦中带甜，两位主人公便只 在安慰中相互取暖。 在最接近的时候，仿佛最遥远。徐志摩说这是个肉艳的巴黎，那它是否容得下两个异乡人默默的期许？

A doctor's wife tires of his obsession with model trains, and spends her days wondering about the son she gave up for adoption at birth. While eating at a roadside cafe, she encounters a British hitchhiker, who turns out to be her son. They spend time together trying to find a bond. The son begins to hate the husband, and the wife begins worrying about the safety of her husband and his train set. Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}For this psychological drama, Dennis Potter reworked his 1974 TV play, Schmoedipus, transposing the setting from London to the United States. The title "Track 29" is taken from the lyrics of "Chattanooga Choo Choo." Distraught and dreamy Linda Henry (Theresa Russell) complains to her husband, surgeon Henry Henry (Christopher Lloyd), about their sex-less, childless marriage, but he's obsessed with his basement model railroad layout and also engaged in an affair with a nurse (Sandra Bernhard). When mysterious stranger Martin (Gary Oldman) drops in on Linda, he claims to be her long-lost illegitimate son. As seen in flashbacks, the 16-year-old Linda was raped at a carnival by a man (Gary Oldman) who resembles Martin. Subsequent events hint at Martin as a delusion, a product erupting from Linda's fantasy world. Written by Bhob Stewart {bhob@genie.com}