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《长生劫》是一部双男主电影，为系列人气电影《男狐聊斋》的第三部作品，讲述了凡人少年云月（高凯 饰）独活世间三百年，一直追寻自己长生的秘密。而青丘山狐族少主白辰（漆培鑫 饰）得姑姑白九颜指点，还了尘世恩情，便可飞升成仙。机缘巧合下尘世中白辰与凡人云月的相遇，让这段因缘蒙上了神秘面纱。

影片开始，相声大师侯宝林和郭启儒上台鞠躬，要给大家说一段电影相声。最开始侯宝林先展示了一段电影魔术，把搭档一会儿变大，一会儿变小，闹出不少的笑话。接着他们进入了本片的故事：说的是在一个晴朗的日子里，北京动物园门口人头攒动。有一个戴鸭舌帽的男人（侯宝林 饰）嫌队伍太长，想方设法插队或者混进动物园。进园后，他的各种不文明现象不仅没有收敛，反而变本加厉。时而乱丢果皮纸屑，时而违反规定随便逗弄动物。后来他躺在长椅上睡觉，偏偏旁边训练大象吸引了他的注意力，由此闹出了更多的笑话……本片根据著名相声表演艺术家侯宝林的经典相声作品改编。

IN SHANGHAIIn Shanghai Lou Ye, 2001short FilmIn Shanghai or the eyes of a Chinese director of his city, Shanghai, Communist economic center , but also megalopolis with many faces ...Lou Ye is a great filmmaker. After having the success that we know for the sublime Suzhou River, the young director of the sixth generation is coupled to the design of this short film about Shanghai, the city of his heart , beautiful and multicultural . Camera in hand ( for lovers is a Sony DSR- PD150 DVCam ... ) for subjective , Lou Ye rhyme begins this urban plan by a girl asleep on a bed. Slowly the camera moves out of the suburb where this unknown young woman is given the arms of Morpheus , better visit this city that is Shanghai. The narrator who is also the hero says in voice-over that he loves this megalopolis . It focuses on the residents of these neighborhoods without cloth and without resources where most of the native population of Shanghai Lodge . Indeed the streets Zongshan Donglu which contains the Bund, Pudong, the famous Oriental Pearl is not the stock market and everyone. We must go farther Jingan District to discover the social wealth of this city . Why attach immense cold and nervous architectures while the Shanghai Blood flows through the veins of its rural ? It's a little message Lou Ye through this short film ."You can guess who they are, but we can never really know "Lou Ye eradicates a rare cinematic power of this often precarious and old people waiting on the bus every morning to go to work and make the Chinese economy humming .The old streets of the city like the nearby temple Cheung Hong Bund to the bank of the Huangpu , the filmmaker does not recognize the city. As if all these steel towers of the 21st century had absorbed the social essence of the " Paris of the East" .Lou Ye then takes us on a visit to the arcades , discos, clubs, dances, flashy locations and disconnected from the reality of ordinary people in the middle of poverty which is near workers and street vendors where people drown their defecation in water by putting the edge of an old tub ... This is a new look for the Western .Finally, after making stops in a dangerous Shanghai streets by night , the hero wakes up in the morning director in a corner near buildings unsafe and fixed on the face of a shy child , concluding : "The only thing that matters is Shanghai . "By these words Mr. Lou Ye, I bear you my esteem .

繁盛的中环街道上，突然一声爆炸巨响，押款车一亿美元新钞被天养生（吴京饰）等一帮劫匪于路上公然劫走。多名无辜人员死伤，其中一人为警员陈晋（谢霆锋饰）的未婚妻子。陈晋自此立誓追捕天养生以报仇雪恨，可天养生与一亿美元却不见踪迹。半年后，见习督察方奕威（余文乐饰）带领警员截查车辆时遇袭，队员全体重伤，原来天养生一伙重新出现。高级警司章文耀（林嘉华饰）和罗沛权（郑浩南饰）共同策划连锁行动，誓要将一伙匪徒逮捕。巡警卫景灏（房祖名饰）的哥哥是名打入天养生团伙内部的卧底，碍于身份，他被暂时停职，并想着还哥哥一个清白。三人的追捕中几次不敌天养生，但发现警方有内奸……