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克里夫兰红人队的老板想将球队搬去迈阿密，于是想尽办法要球队输，以达成和克里夫兰解约的目的，乌合之众的球员该如何是好呢？

在一次突击式的模拟军事演习中，苏班长率小颖等众兵在海岸线，准备歼灭登陆的蓝军，不料小颖一时紧张，误触引爆炸药的按钮，整个演习因小颖的一次失误而弄得一时大乱，全连也因而被上级派赴基地再受训。整编后的连队，小颖、小武、马民宋、艾德华、骆明等人都纳入屠班长麾下，屠班长暗下决定，一切从头开始。在营休假当天，乌龙班的家人及女友前来探视，这批乌龙班兵更成为魔鬼班取笑的对象……

Miyako is a frustrated insurance saleswoman stuck in a major dry spell. She tries every trick in the book, including aggressive flirting, which gets her plenty of gropers but no buyers. One day while venturing down a narrow stairwell, she injures her ankle and happens upon Mitsuru who works for some mysterious foreign company. Decked out in high goth style -- complete with long inky black hair and mascaraed eyes -- Mitsuru cuts quite an odd figure, yet his seductive though menacing ways make him difficult for Miyako to resist. Escorting her to his office to treat her ankle, Miyako notices that his all-female staff seem more glassy-eyed and soul-deadened than the average office workers. In fact, they seem almost like zombies. Later, weird things start happening. Mitsuko finds vomit on her doorstep, she seems to be tailed by a shadowy woman in a red dress, and most strikingly, she finds herself utterly powerless against Mitsuru's advances. Soon she is offered a job at Mitsuru's office among the undead and the damned. Does Miyako's potential new place of employment at least offer stock options in exchange for her soul?

拥有四万公顷山林和土地、价值七百亿日元的82岁老妇人柳川敏子被三个胆大妄为的年轻人诱拐、劫持。三人提出老人的赎身价为五千万日元，柳川敏子勃然大怒：“痛痛快快要一百亿好了，也免得给后代们丢脸。”不知所措的年轻人反而央求柳川把数额减少一些，决不让步的柳川则开始信心十足地指挥起这场“诱拐战”。警察局长井狩要求通过电视现场直播让柳川与家人见面，以确认其是否安全。柳川则巧妙地指挥电视转播车开到隔谷相见的山间，通过电视指示家人将山林和土地变卖筹款。一百亿日元装上了直升机，柳川又声东击西甩开警察，指挥飞机将钱运到了指定的地点。安全回到家中的柳川内心所感慨的其实是：当自己死后，财产的70%将作为继承税被国家白白掠去，而被拐走一百亿就可以使一百亿财产不被征税。这也就是她利用被诱拐的机会假戏真做的真正原因。