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“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,” is an all-new animated movie based on the second book in Jeff Kinney’s wildly popular book series. The original song from the film, “Can You Smell Us Now,” written and produced by Jon Levine, with lyrics by Jeff Kinney, and performed by Jimmy Tatro, is also available. Be sure to check everything out, and don’t forget to watch “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” on December 2, 2022, when it premieres on Disney+.The riotous antics of angst-ridden, disaster-prone middle school student Greg Heffley continue in “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,” focusing this time around on his complicated relationship with older brother Rodrick. A spikey-haired high school student, Rodrick is lazy and undisciplined and spends way too much time practicing with his rock band, L?ded Diper. While he loves to torment Greg, he ultimately has a deep affection for his younger brother. Directed by Luke Cormican (“Teen Titans Go!) and written and produced by Jeff Kinney, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” features the voices of Brady Noon (“The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers”), Ethan William Childress (“mixed-ish”), Edward Asner (“Up”), Chris Diamantopoulos (“Silicon Valley”), Erica Cerra (“Power Rangers”), and Hunter Dillon (“Deadpool 2”). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” features the original song, “Can You Smell Us Now,” written and produced by Jon Levine, with lyrics by Jeff Kinney, and performed by Jimmy Tatro.

探长（吕良伟 饰）的妻子怀孕即将生产，两人匆匆赶往医院，途中，探长接到了出警任务，称有三名穷凶极恶的劫匪正在持枪抢劫，探长赶到了现场，英明神武的他迅速而又准确地击毙了其中两名歹徒，剩下的一名被就地制服并放出狠话，称要向探长复仇。探长的妻子生下了一对双胞胎，让探长感到在意的是，这两个婴儿的额头上分别有一枚红色的胎记，巧合的是，胎记的位置竟然和那两名劫匪被子弹击中的位置一模一样。随着时间的推移，两个孩子渐渐长大，周遭发生的种种让探长不得不开始怀疑，这两个孩子有可能是两名劫匪的投胎转世，而自己的生命正遭受着莫大的威胁。

范坚强(徐峥 饰)是一名国家二级咨询师，开着一家普通的心理诊所，挣着一月四千的工资，无房无车，却有着一个性感美丽的空姐女友苏茜(林鹏 饰)。中秋节是他和女友约定好拜见岳父岳母的日子，在紧急结束了对病人掉坑男（仁龙 饰）的心理治疗后，和女友开着向死党吴奋丹(郭明翔 饰)借的车从上海开往苏茜父母杭州的家。一到苏茜家，范坚强就被眼前别墅的规模震撼的瞠目结舌，而更他吃惊的是，苏茜的父亲，竟然是自己的病人风衣大叔苏伯虎(许绍雄 饰)。苏伯虎是一名很有名望的经济学教授，分外看重名声的他不相信范坚强的职业操守，担心着自己不为人知的秘密被范坚强所泄露，令自己身败名裂，所以一心想要把范坚强赶走。而范坚强事先准备的应对岳父岳母的考题也无法骗过先前为自己出谋划策的苏伯虎，只得坦诚相待。知根知底的二人一见面就冲突不断，笑料百出。一穷二白的范坚强到底能否获得岳父的认可，最终搞定岳父大人？

劫机事件发生！！被主谋Azuma囚禁于禁断之地・Area 666的元太与幸实。五十岚三兄妹为了拯救爸妈，前往禁断之地。挡在三兄妹的Azuma变身成假面骑士戴蒙Daimon，判决人类的存亡。与此同时，在元太与幸实面前出现的神秘科学家-外海揭开了目的，追迫五十岚一家。设下的陷阱导致最大的危机迫近时，最强一家的牵绊产生奇迹ーー！