成为名垂青史的恶役千金

因忍受不了男友Moses（任贤齐）的平凡，阿Mi狠心与他分手，塞翁失马焉知祸福，Moses在老人院做义工时，与怪脾气老头蛤蚧王成为忘年之交，后者死后，给他留下巨额遗产。蛤蚧王的此举招致其律师Allen的不满，他在夜总会发泄时无意中将此事告诉了小姐Didi（张柏芝）。为将Moses钓到手，Didi使出浑身解数，无奈均不奏效。发现Moses是绝种好男人后，Didi对他动了真心，两人开始热恋，不久，Allen将Didi的原来身份相告Moses，令他异常伤心，此时，阿Mi又前来要与他复合。

Chan-woo, who has been studying to become a police officer for 5 years, joins his friends for dinner to ask for the money to apply for his exam and ends up getting drunk. He completely blacks out and wakes up not remembering what happened in his next door neighbor's room. Not only that, he finds a bloody corpse in the middle of the room. He hurries back to his room and tries to report the incident but he had forgotten his phone in the other room. But the door is locked and he has to resort to using a rope to swing to the next door room outside the window. Once the phone is recovered, he cannot go back because of a group of cultists who are evangelizing the neighbors in the hallway. He knows it’s the last day to apply for his exam and gets antsy as time is running out.

16岁的中国女孩珍（妞妞 饰）独身赴英国留学，当她在伦敦机场徘徊之际，校方派来接站的香港留学生DJ（陈冠希 饰）心不在焉的出现了，DJ索要了珍的小费之后带她参观校园，珍的土气举动让DJ啼笑皆非。因为自己的音乐梦想，DJ被负责任的钢琴教师盯住不放，昔日的橄榄球队友汤姆看着DJ远去的背影只能徒呼奈何。珍在周围同学的捉弄中渐渐适应着留学生活，阴差阳错又接下橄榄球队后勤经理的苦差，但珍用自己的乐观勤勉打动同学们并最终扭转了他们的态度。橄榄球队成绩不佳，珍出面招募新队员的同时DJ和汤姆为争夺珍暗中较劲。校际橄榄球比赛开始了，曾经是球队主力的DJ无法在琴房中安心练琴，他最终还是奔向了心爱的球场……

老狼炖了一大锅鲜美的鸡汤，请了他的好朋友狐狸和狗熊来作客。狡猾的狐狸先到了，馋嘴的他趁着老狼出外的时候偷偷的把一整锅鸡汤吃完了。眼看着老狼慢悠悠的走回来了，狐狸眼珠一转，计上心来。他摸了点鸡血到自己脸上，见了老狼就嚎啕大哭，说狗熊偷鸡吃时被他撞见，想杀人灭口。听了狐狸的 哭诉，老狼怒不可遏，提起刀子就找狗熊报仇去了。狐狸这时又抢先找到狗熊，楚楚可怜的说，老狼请客其实是个陷阱，他想把他们两都宰了吃。吓坏了的狗熊这时看到老狼提把刀子怒气冲冲赶来了，吓得转身就跑……