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由三个互相没有关联的小故事组成。并不想讲述多么高深的道理，只是如标题所说，讲了几个内心想讲的烂笑话。——老番茄

Chan-woo, who has been studying to become a police officer for 5 years, joins his friends for dinner to ask for the money to apply for his exam and ends up getting drunk. He completely blacks out and wakes up not remembering what happened in his next door neighbor's room. Not only that, he finds a bloody corpse in the middle of the room. He hurries back to his room and tries to report the incident but he had forgotten his phone in the other room. But the door is locked and he has to resort to using a rope to swing to the next door room outside the window. Once the phone is recovered, he cannot go back because of a group of cultists who are evangelizing the neighbors in the hallway. He knows it’s the last day to apply for his exam and gets antsy as time is running out.

衔着金汤匙出生的千金小姐丽嫦（方心 饰）爱上了一穷二白的冯志伟（冯淬帆 饰），两人的恋情很快就遭到了丽嫦家人的强烈反对。冯志伟向好友陶国全（吕奇 饰）借钱，决定前往新加坡创业，事业有成之后再回来迎娶丽嫦。丽嫦有一个妹妹名叫丽芳（陈宝珠 饰），她周遭的朋友们都想要撮合她和陶国全，然而强扭的瓜不甜，两人都不愿意就范，不仅没能够生情，还惹出了一堆的误会成为了欢喜冤家。一场交通意外中，陶国全救下了丽芳，这成为了两人关系的转折点。与此同时，丽嫦发现自己怀孕了，她怀上的是冯志伟的孩子。为了保全姐姐的名声，丽芳假扮成姐姐，谎称怀孕的是自己，而孩子是陶国全的。

此片为《扭计祖宗陈梦吉》的续集，故事描述曾被奇人陈梦吉（梁天饰）害得吃官司的「刁师爷」荒唐镜（张瑛饰），慑于陈的足智多谋，握手言和，携手合作；期间一古董商人邀陈为其施计，夺取传说藏于名妓小蚌精（刘慧玲饰）私处的珍品翡翠「玉手指」。陈知荒乃好色贪财之徒，遂约同荒夜探小蚌精栖身的「五花寨」妓院，惟此地有包括小蚌精在内的五名以泼辣及怪癖而著名的妓女，陈与荒也就各施妙计，展开一次香艳的任务……