玉木宏 宫崎葵

藤本研二在区役所都市开发科工作，为了开发巨型商场，他需要拆除一家舞厅。然而在拆除的过程中，他被各种神秘力量所阻挡。有谣言说这个地方被诅咒了，藤本带领的队伍为此请来了驱魔师，但是没人能找到解决方法。

托尔金（尼古拉斯·霍尔特 Nicholas Hoult 饰）和弟弟在很小的时候就被亲人抛弃了，善良的神父弗朗西斯（科尔姆·米尼 Colm Meaney 饰）收留了无家可归的兄弟两人，他们从此便浸淫在浓厚的天主教文化之中。长大后的托尔金凭借自己的努力进入了一所贵族学校就读，在那里，他遇见了罗伯特（帕特里克·吉布森 Patrick Gibson 饰）、杰弗里（安东尼·鲍伊 Anthony Boyle 饰）和怀斯曼（泰·田纳特 Ty Tennant 饰）等同龄人，对于文学和艺术的热情让他们之间结下了深厚的友谊。与此同时，托尔金还遇到了自己的伯乐约瑟夫教授（德里克·雅各比 Derek Jacobi 饰），他在托尔金的身上看到了无穷无尽的可能性。

茅山道士麻麻地（冯淬帆 饰）与同行不和，带着两个徒弟阿豪（李家声 饰）和阿强（熊欣欣 饰）另起炉灶，在江南一带赶事为业。两个徒弟顽劣非常，经常操纵僵尸互相对打。阿豪自认法术修成，请求师傅让其独立赶尸。得到师傅应允，阿豪赶着一只大地主任天棠的僵尸独自上路。路遇从旧金山归国的时尚女孩珠珠（李丽珍 饰），玩心骤起，将珠珠戏耍了一番。然而半夜阿豪遭到一群人袭击，僵尸被抢。幕后指示者原来是一个外国科学家，他希望研究僵尸获得诺贝尔奖。但在注射一种药物之后僵尸复活，大开杀戒，似乎只有珠珠怀表中的音乐能让他安静下来……

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.