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五胡乱华时代，西蜀兵探子狄明奇（元彪 饰）幸得南海派丁引（郑少秋 饰）相救才没误入魔教，见丁引武艺高强，他大力劝其挺身而出救助天上苍生，并想拜其为师，遭丁引拒绝。丁引师弟昆仑派掌门人晓如（刘松仁 饰）在与魔教护法的打斗中被血魔附身，丁引决定带他到瑶池仙堡疗伤。因丁引是能让堡中冰焰 不灭的有缘人，正在闭关修行的堡主（林青霞 饰）出关救下晓如。而丁引不慎被血魔所伤后，堡主却因救晓如耗尽元气无力救助，只能将冰镜打破，冻住血魔，但众人也皆被冰封住，仅有狄明奇、晓如徒弟一真（孟海 饰）与仙堡女弟子（李赛凤 饰）逃脱。为普救天下苍生，三人决定到天刀峰寻找李亦奇女侠（翁倩玉 饰）与紫青双剑。

四百年前的阿杰克希斯特拉是一个没有战争纷扰、农业和贸易都盛极一时的大城。人们享受著富裕带来的生活：绵衣玉食、雕栏华宇、歌舞昇平。但是这里的人希望这种幸福能够延伸到死后的世界，在制裁与死已之神阿杰克其神官的建议下，他们打造了一座金碧辉煌的理想之都：在这里，珍宝铺地，亡者被製成「穿著华服、戴著面具的木乃伊」，如同活人一样进行著生活里该有的情节，只不过，时空彷彿在欢笑的瞬间静止了。当年为避免覬覦者前来盗宝、乾扰亡灵，因此施下死亡诅咒，凡入侵破坏者皆不能活著离开。迪耶、波伊斯、拉可熙误入阿杰克希斯特拉，遇上贪婪的强盗拉库姆一伙。这些盗贼为了寻找传说中的宝藏，而惊动了沉睡四百年的亡灵。可怕的死亡力量即将复甦，所有入侵者都将受到诅咒，他们的命运又将如何？

Rod Goldman and Al Silverman are street performers who work the tourist scene of Times Square. Goldman gets no respect and Silverman is the first one to make sure of that.

In 1672, two witches (Jennifer and her father Daniel) were burned by puritan Jonathan Wooley. In revenge, Jennifer cursed all future generations of the Wooley family, that the sons will always marry the wrong woman and be miserable. In the 20th century, a bolt of lightning frees Jennifer and her father from the tree that had kept their souls imprisoned. Jennifer assumes corporeal form and decides to make up-and-coming politician Wallace Wooley, then unhappily engaged, even more miserable by getting him to fall in love with her before his wedding. Wallace is a straight arrow, though, and Jennifer has to resort to a love potion. As we all know, love potions tend to backfire, with comedic results.