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皮特（贾思乐 饰）成长在一个家风严谨的家庭之中，一天，他前往同学乔伊（张国荣 饰）家玩，意外的发现了乔伊的家中竟然有很多的色情杂志。原来，乔伊从小就不受家庭的管束，个性桀骜不驯又自由奔放，在他的劝说之下，皮特半推半就的带了一本杂志回去偷看，哪知道却好巧不巧的被母亲发现，因此挨了一场骂。之后，皮特喜欢上了班上了一名女生，在乔伊的怂恿之下，皮特决定对女生展开攻势。然而，经历了好几次失败的约会后，直到第三次，皮特才好不容易和女生有了可以单独相处的机会，哪知道这一次出来搅局的是皮特的父亲，回到家后，一顿骂又免不了咯。

老赵为一名科学家，在家中发明了一部时光机，于是邀请好友老夫子、大蕃薯和秦先生一起试用。老夫子等人回到了中国远古时代。三人到达后，到一家酒店喝酒，并遇到武松，武松喝了18碗酒并往山上行。突然一头老虎路过并攻击他，武松喝得太多酒逃不到，幸好大蕃薯带了手枪并杀死老虎。武松跪地感激，老夫子等人使用遥控器一起消失，武松误会是神仙所为。之后三人见到武松和他的哥哥武大郎，武大郎是一个矮子，但他的妻子潘金莲却是个美人，被财主西门庆看上，武大郎知道后和西门庆大打出手，却被谋害至重伤……

张仪（张铮 饰）作为秦国丞相，前来楚国是为了破坏东方六国的团结，倡导“连横”政策，以便秦国能够各个击破其他国家。虽然楚王（李清 饰）听从了屈原（鲍方 饰）的劝告，拒绝了张仪，但张仪却转而与南后郑袖（朱虹 饰）合作，企图除掉屈原这一政治障碍。南后郑袖是个阴险狡诈的女人，她指使上官大夫靳尚加害屈原，并亲自出面陷害他。她故意在楚王进宫时假装头晕，扑倒在屈原怀里，并诬告屈原调戏她。楚王被激怒，罢免了屈原的官职。在南后的努力下，楚王接受了张仪的“连横”计划，与东方各国绝交，张仪因此成为楚国的座上宾。在一次外出时，屈原遇到了南后和张仪，南后对他进行了戏弄。屈原感到愤怒和悲伤，公开斥责南后和张仪。楚王下令将屈原关进东皇太一庙。太卜郑詹收到女儿南后的密令，要将屈原毒死。屈原的侍女婵娟前来探望他，屈原不知酒中有毒，将毒酒送给婵娟。婵娟饮下毒酒后身亡，但为了替屈原受罪而感到欣慰。屈原为她的牺牲而感到悲痛，于是哀诵《橘颂》。

典型的早期日式朋克电影，黑白影像+连续而晃动的手提摄影+朋克乐，石井当年就是以此片出道的。。。This extremely hectic and nearly headache-inducing short by the Japanese punk demigod Sogo Ishii is definitely one of the craziest and most experimental art-house movies I ever had the pleasure of seeing on a big screen (during a special revolving on the director).After the two hugely different but already influential long-feature films "Panic High School" and "Crazy Thunder Road", Ishii finally made the punk-short he clearly dreamed of making ever since the beginning. "Shuffle" is based on comic strip and doesn't really have a story to tell. The camera just very creatively follows a man as he's running out of his apartment and down the streets. He's running from the cops, because he murdered his girlfriend, but he's also running towards the pimp who stole her from him, for vengeance. 30 minutes of playtime only to depict a man running down some streets seems long, but Ishii somehow manages to make it fascinating by presenting a non-stop series of imaginative camera tricks, lighting techniques and unique sound-editing. The visuals are groundbreaking and far ahead of their time. The colors continuously fade out and back in, the camera is put in every possible perspective there is and the music is really loud and stimulating. "Shuffle" often looks like an exercise for Ishii's next big project "Burst City" and it definitely was a great source of influence for future Asian filmmakers like Takashi Miike and Shinya Tsukamoto. You can't really call it a great film, because there are almost no dialogs or character drawings, but it surely guarantees half a hour of adrenalin-rushing spectacle.