寡妇日记

上海某肉联加工厂工会主席大李（刘侠声）是个热心人，却有个不雅的“气象台”绰号：他工作虽积极，身体却由于不运动十分糟糕，一到阴雨天就会腰酸腿疼，邻居只要见他手拿雨伞出门，效仿着准没错。车间主任老李（范哈哈）认为工作远比体育重要百倍，很是不满成日嚷嚷要在厂里搞种种体育活动的儿子小李（姚德冰）。厂里职工大力士（关宏达）自认力气大过天，对体育活动也是一脸不屑。小李和其他热爱体育的同事商量，决定选出一个体协主席带领大伙展开锻炼。老李听闻，和大力士一合计，有心推选大李做主席，一来不得罪儿子，二来体育活动很快就会有始无终。哪想大李竟然新官上任三把火，烧得老李很是尴尬。可是老李认死了体育无用，哪怕大李老婆、五个孩子的妈妈秀梅（昔日与他站在一条战线）积极投身锻炼，他也不为所动。

韩冬（葛优 饰）是一个出租车司机，他生性老实，把车常年包给旅行社老板阮大伟（傅彪 饰）做生意。然而阮大伟却是个奸商，长期拖欠韩冬包租费。韩冬的姐姐发生了意外，变成了植物人躺在医院，需要大笔医疗费。无计可施的韩冬决定绑架阮大伟的女友小芸（吴倩莲 饰），威胁他还钱。小芸十分厌恶这个粗俗的歹徒，然而当她听阮大伟说，宁可韩冬撕票和不给钱的时候，她心里失望透顶。韩冬为了追回欠款，小芸为了报复阮大伟，两人共同商议上演了一出戏来捉弄阮大伟。阮大伟气急败坏，发誓不会放过韩冬。老实巴交的韩冬被吓怕了。不料小芸得知了韩冬大费周章只为救姐姐，打心里喜欢上了这个其貌不扬的老实人。

It's 1846. Sweeney Todd and Anthony Hope, greeted only by a crazed beggar woman, sail into London, where Todd implies he has been before but not in quite some time. Todd heads to his old stomping grounds of Fleet Street, where he runs across the pie shop belonging to Mrs. Nellie Lovett, who professes to make the worst meat pies in London due to the high cost of meat. The upstairs of her building has sat empty since no one wants to rent a space that is considered haunted by its long ago tenant, barber Benjamin Barker who was falsely accused and ultimately sentenced by the sadistic Judge Turpin and who was shipped away to prison in Australia, leaving his wife Lucy and infant daughter Johanna alone in the world. Todd comes to an agreement with Mrs. Lovett to rent the upstairs of her building so that he can open his own barber shop. A series of incidents, including one with rival barber Senor Pirelli, make Todd change his focus slightly away from having a choice encounter with Judge ... Written by Huggo

在文(薛景久饰)与民在是为同一个黑帮效力的混混。在一次执行任务中他们俩措手杀了无辜的人，并且在文的搭挡民在也在此次事故中不幸死掉。看到死去的搭挡，在文发誓要为民在报仇。黑帮里来了个新手叫治国(赵汉善饰)，在文和治国一起找杀死民在的大植报仇，来到了蜂桥。曾经是跆拳道希望之星的治国因为妈妈的病不得不放弃跆拳道运动加入了黑帮。他的第一个任务就是去蜂桥与在文一起进行报复。在文表面看似冷酷其实内心深处孤独中透着一个善良的心。但是因为报复心重，在文的报复行动没有人可以撼动。离计划报复的日子还有一星期，在文试探蜂桥周围的环境，并有意来到了仇人大植妈妈(罗文姬饰)开的餐馆里吃饭。原来大植的妈妈一直把在文当成是亲儿子，所以给他准备的午饭就像是母亲准备的饭菜一样。这让在文有些彷徨了。不过，报复日期终于到来，在一个空旷的教室里在文和大植对峙了起来……