性饥渴的老妇教我玩她

作为演员，梁静（伊能静）更喜欢戏里的世界。戏里，她扮演蒋碧玉，那是一个见证创造了历史的，从娇生惯养的千金小姐一步步变成坚强的革命义士的，和钟浩东（林强）谈过轰轰烈烈恋爱的，天塌下来，也可以用柔弱肩膀顶回去的女人。一旦做回自己，她便成为一具沉浸在对死去的阿飞男友阿威（高捷）的回忆里不能自拔的，过去日记被人偷去又被不定期传真回来的，时常接到不发声骚扰电话的，抢了姐姐男人的，做演员之前是个舞小姐的，孤独、压抑、拼命想回到从前的干尸。历史并不能真正走进去，梁静当然明白。戏结束了，痛快地哭一场之后，仍要回到现实中来，继续过麻木的日子。

结婚典礼当天是新郎新娘人生中最重要的日子。即将步入礼堂新人──认真中带点脱线的新郎石川彰人（中村伦也 饰）与开朗的新田遥（关水渚 饰），请来婚顾女王中越真帆（篠原凉子 饰）替他们筹画婚礼。没想到在大婚当日一切开始失控，被迫剪接新人ＭＶ、接二连三的怪咖宾客热情参与，挑战着中越真帆解决难题的超能力，更没料到接近尾声前男友（岩田刚典 饰）及谜样男子（向井理 饰）擅闯婚礼。无法对新人说NO的婚顾女王，是否能让新郎顺利地把新娘娶回家？

Miyako is a frustrated insurance saleswoman stuck in a major dry spell. She tries every trick in the book, including aggressive flirting, which gets her plenty of gropers but no buyers. One day while venturing down a narrow stairwell, she injures her ankle and happens upon Mitsuru who works for some mysterious foreign company. Decked out in high goth style -- complete with long inky black hair and mascaraed eyes -- Mitsuru cuts quite an odd figure, yet his seductive though menacing ways make him difficult for Miyako to resist. Escorting her to his office to treat her ankle, Miyako notices that his all-female staff seem more glassy-eyed and soul-deadened than the average office workers. In fact, they seem almost like zombies. Later, weird things start happening. Mitsuko finds vomit on her doorstep, she seems to be tailed by a shadowy woman in a red dress, and most strikingly, she finds herself utterly powerless against Mitsuru's advances. Soon she is offered a job at Mitsuru's office among the undead and the damned. Does Miyako's potential new place of employment at least offer stock options in exchange for her soul?

黑帮小喽罗备后登（妻夫木聪 饰）与老大天盐幸之助（西田敏行 饰）的女人高千穗玛丽（深津惠里 饰）有染，惹来杀身之祸。为保性命，备后不得不接受寻找传奇杀手富坚的任务。走投无路之时，他突发妙策，假扮成一名正在筹拍黑帮电影的导演，邀请多年来辛苦打拼却功不成名不就的小演员村田大树（佐藤浩市 饰）出演杀手富坚。不知就里的村田和有些秀逗的经纪人长谷川（小日向文世 饰）随备后来至黑帮云集的港口加护，开始了自己紧张而刺激的电影拍摄之旅……