狗狗太大了我有点接受不了

At the age of eight, the now 25-year-old director caused an incident, which has remained traumatic as he became older. Although it seemed just a trivial matter, something one might expect from children, he obstinately questions his family, friends and teachers about what happened at that time. Worrying over the thoughts of dishonor he saw in his family’s eyes then, he has fostered a self-hatred over the years. As if reconstructing the past with his camera, he attempts to free himself of this self-hatred, shedding tears for himself at times and opening his own wounds, then healing them. What he has discovered through filmmaking was his once sealed “self.” The question now is, where to go from here?

老夫妻鲍勃·卡特(泰德·列文饰)与艾塞尔(凯瑟琳·昆兰)为了庆祝他们的结婚纪念日，带着家人开车做一次穿越国境的公路长途旅行。本希望借此次旅行增进家庭成员之间的感情，但旅行中发生的种种摩擦却时时考验着这个家庭。旅程渐渐进入漫漫黄沙荒无人烟的地带，在一次夜晚扎营时休息时，他们遭受到了一群怪物的袭击，原来此处附近曾有一个废弃美军研制核武器的基地，核实验让附近一个村庄的人们遭受到了可怕的核辐射，活下的人身体变的畸形且性情嗜血而暴力，他们伏击这一家人，对他们进行残忍的捕杀，原本老实懦弱的女婿达乌·布库威斯基(亚伦·斯坦福德饰)决心振作起来，做出最强烈的反击。

本片由三段鬼故事组成的聊斋式商业电影。这三段故事分别是描写独居郊外的少女与其爱马之间一段意乱情迷关系的“马女”；描写朝代变乱时杀手于古厅追杀先朝流亡皇帝的“古刹”；以及描写虚情假意，口是心非的老禅师受不住良心谴责而丧命的“镜中孩”。

出租车司机吉米·唐（成龙 饰）是个在自己心仪女子面前缺乏自信的家伙，所经反复排练但还是会在上阵时手足无措。飚出租车是他唯一所长，拥有因超速被九次吊扣执照的光荣记录，也因这一点被富翁戴弗林（Jason Isaacs 饰）的助手选中，担任戴弗林的司机。戴弗林的另一身份是情报局局长，此时正全力调查一宗饮用水公司的商业阴谋。唐被戴弗林优雅的举动深深折服，两人合作融洽，不料一日两人遭滑板炸弹袭击，戴弗林重伤，昏迷前将家中严禁触碰的燕尾服交予唐使用，并留下“沃特史崔达”的莫名词句。唐无奈之下只得扮演戴弗林的角色，接受安全部门的指令，但他很快发现那件燕尾服不同寻常！用腕表调控相关模式便可以让着衣者拥有超人般的身手。唐要仰仗这件高科技战衣与美丽的菜鸟探员黛儿·布兰妮（Jennifer Love Hewitt 饰）合作，用他们的乌龙方式查清班尼公司的真相……