江河之上演员表

（转自IMDB）Everything returns to normal after Chernobyl. That is, everything but art. Most of the great works are lost, and it is up to people like William Shakespear Junior the Fifth to restore the lost artwork of the human race. He finds strange goings-on at a resort enough to remind him of all the lines of the play, dealing with mob boss Don Learo and his daughter Cordelia, a strange professor named Jean Luc-Godard (sic), who repeatedly xeroxes his hand for no particular reason. He is followed by four humanoid goblins that keep tormenting Cordelia. There is also the gentleman whose girlfriend, Valerie, isn't always visible. Then the film is sent off to New York for Mr. Alien to edit.

云南黑井村，熊家四兄弟横行乡里，老大（李晓波饰）粗鲁地教训了来叫板的狗卵（蒲小虎饰）、老二（孔庆三饰）是村里的会计，为人狡诈。老三（王砚辉饰）是阴险的村长，手段狠毒。老四（朱义饰）是个不折不扣的流氓，喜欢玩弄妇女。村民们备受欺压，敢怒不敢言，新上任的村支书叶光荣（吴刚饰）也苦于抓不到证据，只得一忍再忍，等着找机会一网打尽熊家兄弟。终于，机会来了。熊家兄弟从外地绑架回来两名女子，被叶光荣盯上。他暗地发动群众，以“打倒四人帮，黑井村有希望”暗语，准备当天夜里去熊家抓现行，但没想到人算不如天算，兵分四路的抓捕行动意外频出，乱成一锅粥。就在叶光荣一帮人陷入绝境的时候，突然峰回路转，出乎意料的事情发生了。

隐形的外星人开着飞碟来地球寻找海洛因。它们把飞碟降落在纽约一个毒贩公寓顶上.毒贩爱人是个模特，而且雌雄同体，有双性恋爱好的色情狂。外星人发现人类在高潮时体内产生的生物信息素比海洛因更为优越..

小狗贝利延续使命，在主人伊森的嘱托下，通过不断的生命轮回， 执着守护伊森的孙女CJ，将伊森对孙女的爱与陪伴，当做最重要的 使命和意义，最终帮助CJ收获幸福，再次回到主人伊森身边。