这样安静

老虎的出现令热闹的森林瞬间变得安静，小动物们纷纷逃到安全的地方藏了起来。老虎走到一个山洞门口停下时，洞里的山羊吓坏了，但灵机一动，它想到了好办法。山羊假扮自己是大王，一边大声说老虎肉真好吃，一边让老虎快进洞来，后来转念一想，担心老虎有可能真闯进来，索性走出山洞，再用智慧将老虎吓得魂飞魄散。老虎遇见狐狸，将遭遇讲给它听，狐狸听完老虎对大王的描绘，哈哈大笑，说那不过是一头山羊。为了让老虎相信自己所说的话，狐狸带它找到山羊，可是它俩加起来，在山羊面前是一对笨蛋。

Miyako is a frustrated insurance saleswoman stuck in a major dry spell. She tries every trick in the book, including aggressive flirting, which gets her plenty of gropers but no buyers. One day while venturing down a narrow stairwell, she injures her ankle and happens upon Mitsuru who works for some mysterious foreign company. Decked out in high goth style -- complete with long inky black hair and mascaraed eyes -- Mitsuru cuts quite an odd figure, yet his seductive though menacing ways make him difficult for Miyako to resist. Escorting her to his office to treat her ankle, Miyako notices that his all-female staff seem more glassy-eyed and soul-deadened than the average office workers. In fact, they seem almost like zombies. Later, weird things start happening. Mitsuko finds vomit on her doorstep, she seems to be tailed by a shadowy woman in a red dress, and most strikingly, she finds herself utterly powerless against Mitsuru's advances. Soon she is offered a job at Mitsuru's office among the undead and the damned. Does Miyako's potential new place of employment at least offer stock options in exchange for her soul?

位于歌舞伎町一隅的万事屋，坂田银时（小栗旬 饰）、志村新八（菅田将晖 饰）和神乐（桥本环奈 饰）因为没钱交房租而焦头烂额，于是三人只得外出打工。他们先是去夜总会担任女招待，之后又临时充当理发师，可好死不死都碰上了微服出访的将军大人德川茂茂（胜地凉 饰），令他们战战兢兢，如履薄冰。另一方面，真选组土方十四郎（柳乐优弥 饰）遭伊东鸭太郎（三浦春马 饰）暗算，从刚硬坚毅的武士变成了柔弱怯懦的御宅族，最终被真选组扫地出门。在此之后，伊东联合鬼兵队，策划足以颠覆江户政府的大阴谋……本片根据空知英秋的超人气漫画改编改编，是同系列真人电影的第二部，此次的故事根据“将军接待篇”和“真选组动乱篇”改编。

六年前, 新島只得10歲的小女兒被綁架和謀殺, 六年後的今天他終於抓到那殘忍的兇手, 雖然他卻對殺害女童的指控矢口否認, 但新島仍二話不說把他殺掉~ 新島後來遇上舊同學岩松, 並被邀請到他的公司工作~ 起初以為這是份無聊差事, 誰不知內裡竟然是個殺手組織, 專門派美女色誘目標然後上門將之殺害~ 新島雙手沾滿鮮血之際, 竟被組織的上級人物指派監視岩松, 他這位好兄弟可能正在暗裡做出背叛組織的勾當…