《苹果》卫生间

木村健介因为崇拜功夫来到香港，阴差阳错中和杀手----无影门的叛徒“无敌”发生冲突，他利用杀虫剂熏昏了这个武林高手，但却被某日本财团的副总裁误以为木村健介是无敌，要他杀掉自己的侄女太田由美子，以谋夺侄女的遗产。木村健介却爱上了由美子，由美子却被副总裁的手下催眠，木村健介被陷害，被警方追捕。无敌也在寻找木村健介，以图报复。无影门的高手从警察局中救出了木村健介，想利用木村健介抓获无敌，木村健介却希望无影门的高手帮他救出由美子。在复杂的事件中，一串串令人捧腹的笑料不停产生。 饰演木村健介的岗村隆史是日本著名谐星，有消息说，成龙有意与他合作拍摄《尖峰时刻3》

“Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,” is an all-new animated movie based on the second book in Jeff Kinney’s wildly popular book series. The original song from the film, “Can You Smell Us Now,” written and produced by Jon Levine, with lyrics by Jeff Kinney, and performed by Jimmy Tatro, is also available. Be sure to check everything out, and don’t forget to watch “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” on December 2, 2022, when it premieres on Disney+.The riotous antics of angst-ridden, disaster-prone middle school student Greg Heffley continue in “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,” focusing this time around on his complicated relationship with older brother Rodrick. A spikey-haired high school student, Rodrick is lazy and undisciplined and spends way too much time practicing with his rock band, L?ded Diper. While he loves to torment Greg, he ultimately has a deep affection for his younger brother. Directed by Luke Cormican (“Teen Titans Go!) and written and produced by Jeff Kinney, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” features the voices of Brady Noon (“The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers”), Ethan William Childress (“mixed-ish”), Edward Asner (“Up”), Chris Diamantopoulos (“Silicon Valley”), Erica Cerra (“Power Rangers”), and Hunter Dillon (“Deadpool 2”). “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” features the original song, “Can You Smell Us Now,” written and produced by Jon Levine, with lyrics by Jeff Kinney, and performed by Jimmy Tatro.

老洪（刘威 饰）是飞虎队的大队长，带着副队长王强（李雪健 饰）和队员彭亮（常戎 饰）一起，几人潜入了正泰国际洋行，暗杀了日本掌柜。岗村是日本特务队的队长，暗杀的消息激怒了他，使得他杀死了数十位无辜的脚夫以泄心头之恨。老洪得知洋行新上任的掌柜山口旅团长正在途中，于是在政委的带领之下将其击毙，之后更杀死了岗村，替惨死的中国人民报仇了雪恨，同时大大打击了敌人嚣张的气焰。新任特务队长松尾人面兽心，他找来了特务秦雄（李幼斌 饰）使出奸计，企图将飞虎队队员一网打尽。不仅如此，松尾还绑架了老洪的妻子芳林嫂（陈小艺 饰），企图利用她彻底将老洪消灭。

与父亲相依为命的穗（音）靠教外国人中文维生。一日，父亲因为涉嫌招妓被捕。穗赶到警局，幸遇民警王伟网开一面放过了其父，穗作为感谢以身相许。后来，穗发现王伟除自己外还有诸多情人，因而备受打击，最后索性偷了王伟的配枪。在穗不同国籍学生中有一位因裡里驿爆炸事件失去家人的韩国人——金光哲。在潜移默化的接触中，穗发现自己和金光哲有很多共同语言，渐渐对其形成了精神上的依赖。但当她听到金光哲决定离开当地远赴蒙古时再度陷入了失落和绝望。冷酷的现实中，穗开始感到自己的生命正一点点地向地狱接近……