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贝特（贝特·米德勒 Bette Midler 饰）和丹妮（丹尼·德维托 Danny DeVito 饰）也曾有过惺惺相惜浓情蜜意的曾经，只是两人都已经不太记得了。他们只知道现如今，两人是见面就要吵架的仇敌，都恨不得将对方除之而后快。终于，贝特下定了决心要执行他的暗杀计划了，哪知道在这个节骨眼上，竟然传来了丹妮被绑架的消息，劫匪向贝特所要五万元赎金，如果不给就要撕票，这可趁了贝特的意，他不需要弄脏双手也可以杀死丹妮，天底下竟有这等的好事？当然没有，在贝特开心的等待着绑匪撕票丹妮的档口，丹妮早已经和绑匪达成了共识，她雇佣了绑匪们杀掉她的老公。

小学生王葆（朱祺隆）天真活泼喜欢幻想，每当在学习上碰到困难，或在课余生活中遇到麻烦时，他就幻想有一个神奇的宝贝出现来帮他轻松地实现目标。某天，王葆在钓鱼时偶遇传说中能帮主人实现任何愿望的宝葫芦（陈佩斯 配音），喜出望外，宝葫芦不但帮王葆钓到了鱼、做成高级模型、完成课外作业，还变换成各种形状令他开心。王葆在学校里突飞猛进的表现令同学们大为惊诧，刘老师（梁咏琪）也改变了原来看他的目光，而宝葫芦助他在泳池中大显神威，轻易获得参加校队的机会后，他的生活更是接近完美。然而，王葆逐渐发现宝葫芦原来不分青红皂白，只懂盲目服从……

典型的早期日式朋克电影，黑白影像+连续而晃动的手提摄影+朋克乐，石井当年就是以此片出道的。。。This extremely hectic and nearly headache-inducing short by the Japanese punk demigod Sogo Ishii is definitely one of the craziest and most experimental art-house movies I ever had the pleasure of seeing on a big screen (during a special revolving on the director).After the two hugely different but already influential long-feature films "Panic High School" and "Crazy Thunder Road", Ishii finally made the punk-short he clearly dreamed of making ever since the beginning. "Shuffle" is based on comic strip and doesn't really have a story to tell. The camera just very creatively follows a man as he's running out of his apartment and down the streets. He's running from the cops, because he murdered his girlfriend, but he's also running towards the pimp who stole her from him, for vengeance. 30 minutes of playtime only to depict a man running down some streets seems long, but Ishii somehow manages to make it fascinating by presenting a non-stop series of imaginative camera tricks, lighting techniques and unique sound-editing. The visuals are groundbreaking and far ahead of their time. The colors continuously fade out and back in, the camera is put in every possible perspective there is and the music is really loud and stimulating. "Shuffle" often looks like an exercise for Ishii's next big project "Burst City" and it definitely was a great source of influence for future Asian filmmakers like Takashi Miike and Shinya Tsukamoto. You can't really call it a great film, because there are almost no dialogs or character drawings, but it surely guarantees half a hour of adrenalin-rushing spectacle.

在一次全国自行车锦标赛上，倒霉的职业车手耿浩（黄渤 饰）以0.01秒的微弱差距败给撞到狗屎运的对手，屈居亚军，随后他又遭奸商李法拉（九孔 饰）算计，因药检呈阳性而被终身禁赛，他的教练（马少骅 饰）因此气倒。多年后，耿浩靠开车运送水产为生，养活中风的教练，而当年的骗子李法拉则依靠其推销的补品“肾白银”大发其财。李嫌弃彪悍魁梧的老婆，因此雇用两个业余杀手（王双宝 & 巴多 饰）杀妻，结果杀手反被老婆买通；耿浩的教练急火攻心，一命呜呼，耿浩遵照师傅遗愿前去找李法拉讨说法，谁知反中了李的奸计；东海（戎祥 饰）所率领的台湾黑帮来到内地和泰国毒贩（Worapoj Thuantanon 饰）做生意，但耿浩和李法拉的争执引来了警车，也搅了他们的好事。原本不相干的几组人马，由于偶然的机缘而上演了连串好戏……